Just a simple suggestion:

[Geechie]

All male allies make an appointment now for your vasectomy.*

15 minutes could save the rest of us 100% of our freedom.

(*Remember, they are reversible!)

[Jerry2144]

1. I did 17 years ago

It's not so bad. The worst part was when the doctor said I had to wear a plastic cone around my neck for two weeks. I probably shouldn't have gone to a veteran doctor. But I wanted an experienced doctor so it will go well. His marquis outside his office said he was a veteran doctor.

[ironflange]

2. Was he a white supremacist?

You know, a veteran Aryan?

[Jerry2144]

4. No

But this veteran loved animals. Lots of dogs and cats in the waiting room

[Geechie]

3. Oww! My knee!