Giuliani slapped on the back and called a scumbag by a Staten Island ShopRite employee:

[tblue37]

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Rudy recounts his harrowing experience to police today after getting .

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Rudy Giuliani was assaulted today at a Staten Island ‘ShopRite’ by an employee on duty, who came up behind him, slapped him on the back and said, “Hey, what’s up scumbag.”

[NoMoreRepugs]

1. Rootie Tootie is looking more and more like

Kate McKinnon’s Rudy character.

[TheBlackAdder]

18. Come on, scumbag? In NY & NJ, that's a term of endearment!

[mitch96]

22. AKA a Dope Slap...HA! High school gym teachers did it all the time...nt

[Novara]

2. Waaaaaaah

[CentralMass]

3. Was he passing gas at the time ?

[deminks]

4. He won't have to worry 'bout that in jail.

I'm sure they'll have different names for him.

[tblue37]

12. The "assault" keeps escalating in Rudy's telling:

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Rudy on his assault today: “All the sudden, I feel a shot on my back. Like somebody shot me! Lucky I’m a 78 year old who’s in pretty good shape, cause if I wasn’t, I’d have hit the ground and cracked my skull .. Suppose I was a weaker 78 year old and cracked my skull and died?”

I coulda cracked my skull and died!

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[tblue37]

24. Here's the video:

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[Haggis 4 Breakfast]

28. Wow !!

That sure was "harrowing" . . .

I also can't buy that people were hugging and kissing him. Who does he think he is ? trump ?

[IronLionZion]

44. That is some real seditious insurrection type violence

Rudy must have feared for his life

[dixiechiken1]

32. The "Rudy at the ShopRite" soccer video tho...

Holy shit, THAT'S FUNNY!

[plimsoll]

45. Curtis Sliwa

Wow, even more stuff that's way past its pull date.

[Iggo]

48. That's all I could think of when I saw his face. This guy's still a thing?

[lpbk2713]

5. He didn't like being slapped on the back.

But he couldn't come up with an effective argument about being a scumbag.

[dchill]

29. Once you've earned a title, it's yours! Like "Mayor!"

[haele]

6. He went to a ShopRite?

That's like TFG going into a Sam's Club or Publix.
Does not seem to be the sort of place he'd frequent unless they sell alcohol and it's an emergency...

Haele

[tblue37]

8. He was campaigning for his son.

[brewens]

7. That dude better not have to pay for his beers tonight! His money would be no good if I

was in the bar! LOL

[Brother Buzz]

9. The Stanton Island Police deescalated the whole mess by removing....

the 'Kick Me' sign affixed to his back

[area51]

35. Ha!

[magicarpet]

10. AmeriKKKa'$ Mayor,...

... loved and respected by all the citizenry.

He is a total Statesman,... George Washington and Ben Franklin would not compare to Toody Rudy's political or patriotic acumen.

[Irish_Dem]

11. They are such damn cowards. They want to be coddled and protected.

While the rest of us are in harm's way.

[emulatorloo]

13. 'Thats not an attack, that's how they say hello in Staten Island." Loved that comment!

[Baked Potato]

14. Not a malicious slap... just an attempt to conjure

an offering of Rudy Juice from Drizzle Temple.

[alphafemale]

15. What a fragile little wuss. lmao

Seriously.

[llmart]

16. I can't stop laughing!

He's delusional if he thinks he's in good shape. Look at that first picture. I'm a 73-year old woman and I think I could knock his lights out in one punch to his gut.

[FalloutShelter]

17. Best laugh of the day!

[FelineOverlord]

19. 😂😂😂

Fascinating to see the whiny snowflake complaining. It gets more dramatic with each telling.

I can’t read his tweets, because he l blocked me on Twitter.

[Grokenstein]

20. I thought Drippy Roo-Roo REVELED in being a scumbag.

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If he doesn't want to be called one, maybe he shouldn't ACT like one.

[Higherarky]

21. The Ghoul

is lucky the guy didn't grab him by the pussy.

[Beastly Boy]

23. Those damn staten island conservatives! Always trying to compliment their own!

[MOMFUDSKI]

25. So he will have to find a new grocery store.

What a shame.

[Diablo del sol]

26. Snowflake

Damn wimp

[demigoddess]

27. poor little baby!! he must have been so frightened!

[musette_sf]

30. If they're hating Rudy in NY's 11th

then there is hope for it to go blue. (NY 11 is long-time RW.)

[SledDriver]

31. Thoughts and prayers

[Roy Rolling]

33. Tucker Carlson

Fox News is calling for 24/7 security.

[frogmarch]

34. I suppose the employee

will be charged with assault and face jail time or a fine, or both, and lose his job.

[ironflange]

36. If the shoe fits, wear it, Rudy!

[rebe303]

37. Am I the only one here

Who loves the "assailant" very much?

[dixiechiken1]

38. I'm dead. DEAD! 🤣🤣🤣

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[judesedit]

41. He assaulted the whole effing country. He's worse than a scumbag

IMHO

[dalton99a]

42. The piece of shit scumbag belongs in prison

[gab13by13]

43. The cops detained the guy,

did not give a reason why.

This is what we have to look forward to if our democracy is destroyed.

[drray23]

46. is not it a normal greeting in NY ?

slap on the back, hey scumbag !

[dflprincess]

47. I would have thought Rudy was on Staten Island

because it's the only place in NYC where people might like him.

[tblue37]

49. Comment on Mediaite: "Turns out that toddler book Pat the Bunny was a murder manual."