Mike Lindell hawking MyCoffee:

[tblue37]

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With his pillow empire crumbling, Mike Lindell announces his new venture, MyCoffee: “The best coffee you are ever gonna have in your life!”

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. Is it as great as the crack he used to smoke?

Cause that's my barometer when it comes to my coffee choice, dunno about the rest of you

[IcyPeas]

2. but if I'm hyped up on caffeine in MyCoffee how will I get to sleep on MyPillow?

[Solly Mack]

3. MyCoffee, MyPillow, MyWackadoodle.

[RockRaven]

4. Uh... does he think Black Rifle Coffee was popular with MAGAts because of the "coffee" part?

[Haggis 4 Breakfast]

5. I am so sick of his voice.

Yo Mike -- STFU.

[RoeVWade]

6. He's seems like the type of guy, that even if he could be on your side,

you'd be turning out the lights and pretending you're not home.

[ProfessorGAC]

7. "With his pillow empire crumbling, ..."

A few quibbles.
First, it wasn't an empire. It was a household products business worth $150 million, tops. BTW: that includes $125 million in debt. $25 million of equity is not an empire.
Second, "crumbling"? Revenue was already down 35%, THEN Target dumped him. It crumbled several months ago.
Finally, a sudden shift to an unrelated product line is not the way to rebuild a brand.
Mikey's brain damage has ruined his company. Probably should have quit crack sooner.

[CentralMass]

8. MyKoolaid.

[Deuxcents]

9. ☝️

[texasfiddler]

10. The best cup of coffee!!!

[Javaman]

11. He had such success with crack

Maybe he should go back to that

[rurallib]

12. think he could use some coffee enemas

ha is so full of shit

[Totally Tunsie]

13. Is he going to try for MyAirline and MyCasino too?

He can follow in his mentor's squishy footsteps.

[llmart]

17. I'd rather he try for MyCoffin.

[Totally Tunsie]

18. +++

[jmowreader]

14. In other words, someone told him about "repeat business"

All kidding aside, Lindell's biggest problem in business is the vast majority of his product line is things you buy either once or - MAYBE - once a year. His second problem is the vast majority of his product line is crap.

Coffee, on the other hand, is bought frequently and there are a lot of good roasters who will work with him.

[musette_sf]

15. "Mike? The coffee guy? Hardly knew him."

[Ilsa]

16. Hey Lindell: MY UTERUS!!! nt

[Celerity]

19. He is deffo already familiar with crops grown in Colombian fields