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nolabear

(43,850 posts) Mon Jun 27, 2022, 11:38 AM Jun 2022

It's time to form The Church of the Sacred Uterus.

I assume our holy rites will be protected and our places of worship inviolable. And those prayers on sports fields will be lit!

I’m only half kidding.

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It's time to form The Church of the Sacred Uterus. (Original Post) nolabear Jun 2022 OP

I put forth my name to be one of the founding members. demmiblue Jun 2022 #1

Can't wait for IHOP to start hawking those... Wounded Bear Jun 2022 #2

Thou art anointed! nolabear Jun 2022 #3

! demmiblue Jun 2022 #5

That is talent! Lars39 Jun 2022 #4

There are requirements to obtain religious protection. Baitball Blogger Jun 2022 #6

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jun 2022 #13

Wicca already exists. It's already a recognized religion. MineralMan Jun 2022 #7

Yes but it doesn't keep the church out of women's uteri. nolabear Jun 2022 #10

It's why I joined The Satanic Temple several years ago Blue_Adept Jun 2022 #8

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jun 2022 #9

I know, right? Can't have it both ways. nolabear Jun 2022 #11

This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jun 2022 #12

demmiblue

(39,941 posts)

1. I put forth my name to be one of the founding members.

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jun 27, 2022, 11:44 AM

Jun 2022

I'll also bring pancakes!

Wounded Bear

(64,637 posts)

2. Can't wait for IHOP to start hawking those...

Reply to demmiblue (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 27, 2022, 11:45 AM

Jun 2022

nolabear

(43,850 posts)

3. Thou art anointed!

Reply to demmiblue (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 27, 2022, 11:46 AM

Jun 2022

demmiblue

(39,941 posts)

5. !

Reply to nolabear (Reply #3)

Mon Jun 27, 2022, 11:50 AM

Jun 2022

Lars39

(26,553 posts)

4. That is talent!

Reply to demmiblue (Reply #1)

Mon Jun 27, 2022, 11:47 AM

Jun 2022

Baitball Blogger

(52,719 posts)

6. There are requirements to obtain religious protection.

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jun 27, 2022, 12:17 PM

Jun 2022

But none of them are unsurmountable, if you want to be serious. Frankly there are quite a few old time religions that are female oriented. If someone could dust off the books and research it, this idea could get traction.

Response to Baitball Blogger (Reply #6)

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MineralMan

(151,544 posts)

7. Wicca already exists. It's already a recognized religion.

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jun 27, 2022, 12:19 PM

Jun 2022

Just become a Wiccan.

The Pagan religions have always been strongly pro-choice.

https://wildhunt.org/2019/05/pagans-react-to-new-abortion-bans.html

nolabear

(43,850 posts)

10. Yes but it doesn't keep the church out of women's uteri.

Reply to MineralMan (Reply #7)

Mon Jun 27, 2022, 03:51 PM

Jun 2022

Those rituals on the football field would be awesome though. 😄

Blue_Adept

(6,500 posts)

8. It's why I joined The Satanic Temple several years ago

Reply to nolabear (Original post)

Mon Jun 27, 2022, 12:21 PM

Jun 2022

These organizations are out there already.

Response to nolabear (Original post)

Chin music This message was self-deleted by its author.

nolabear

(43,850 posts)

11. I know, right? Can't have it both ways.

Reply to Chin music (Reply #9)

Mon Jun 27, 2022, 03:52 PM

Jun 2022

My freedom of religion just happens to make choice a holy tenet!

Response to nolabear (Reply #11)

Chin music This message was self-deleted by its author.

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