Bette has an EXCELLENT suggestion for all women vulnerable to sperm...

[Pluvious]

Link to tweet

Hi, ladies; just a brief note to remind you to “Save the Sperm”, next time you have sex, so that if you get pregnant, you have the evidence to SUE and WIN 18 years of child support!

[wcmagumba]

1. 18 years and 9 months child support,,maybe x the number of swimmers to be fair....nt

[genxlib]

2. Why would this be any different than a paternity test

Even if you had someone’s sample, you would still need a paternity test to check and see if the person was the father.

[James48]

3. Put that blue dress

In the freezer.

[Joinfortmill]

4. Leave it to Bette

[IronLionZion]

5. Might be more demand for vasectomies now

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

6. I'd rather all the women refuse to have sex. Even those who are married.

Men haven't a clue.

[soldierant]

7. That worked well in Athens several hundred years BCE...

or so I've heard.

[calimary]

9. Lysistrata.

https://www.google.com/search?q=lysistrata+summary&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari

[soldierant]

10. Yuppers.

Best performance I ever saw of it was at my college (I majored in Latin and minored in Greek) where one of the more irreverent professors had helped fine-tune the translation. Bet you never knew there was a song in it which could be translated to "Oh, Ajax was a dirty old man"

[Sparkly]

11. Oh, I want to stage and choreograph a modern revival!

That'd be fun!

[soldierant]

13. Wouldn't it though!

That one at Stanford used ancient costumes but a lot of modern props, including strobe lights - which I wouldn't suggest today because we have subsequently learned that they are harmful to many people.

[calimary]

12. LOL!

[lunatica]

8. This will make a few men pretty nervous

Just a thought.