The strangler is throwing a fit

[dalton99a]

[TheRealNorth]

1. Lol

What's next. "She was just the coffee girl."

[LuckyCharms]

2. "The strangler" is a brilliant name for him. Well done. I hope that term goes viral.

[TheRealNorth]

26. Needs to include a location or some distinctive personal feature

Like "The Palm Beach Strangler"

[Brenda]

27. The White House Strangler

Won't matter where he tries to hide.

[MustLoveBeagles]

32. Perfect

[TheRealNorth]

38. That could confuse people

Since TFG is no longer in the White House.

[wnylib]

45. The DC Strangler. Or,

The Orange Strangler.

The Bloated Strangler

The SUV Strangler

The Tiny Hands Strangler

[ZZenith]

3. He only makes people he knows really well

clean up the food he has thrown against the wall.

[dalton99a]

6. +1

[gratuitous]

4. You know what you should do, Donald?

You should march right up to the committee and testify under oath. No lawyer, no counselor, nobody to get in the way of your sterling testimony. You're so innocent, I'm sure you'd be vindicated before lunch time and the committee members would carry you on their shoulders around the hearing room. That would show everyone!

[sheshe2]

5. Dump doth protest too much.

[wnylib]

46. Of course. His boring, worn out,

same ol' same ol' template of criticisms indicate his guilty attempts at deflection.

Doesn't even change the template. Did not know the person and then try to discredit the person with put downs. So predictable. "Hardly knew him/her." "Loser." "Begged me for a position but I turned her/him down "

[50 Shades Of Blue]

7. How do you know when a pig is stuck? IT SQUEALS!

(Apologies to pigs.)

[ProudMNDemocrat]

8. TDFG is proving Ms.Hutchinson correct.

He can't handle the truth.

[RockRaven]

9. Whatever lawyers end up taking him on as a client in this matter are fucking idiots...

It doesn't matter how much they get paid (in advance, of course). It won't be worth it.

[Vinca]

10. Me thinks it's time for the guys with nets and straitjackets.

[Jack-o-Lantern]

11. Too funny, the orange ball of snot is squirming and peeing his pants.

[ultralite001]

12. The Orange Strangler...

That is all...

[MustLoveBeagles]

34. Another good nickname

[Totally Tunsie]

13. Diarrhea of the mouth.

I'll bet his Depends are mighty full too!

[H2O Man]

14. Recommended.

He sounds so calm.

[rubbersole]

15. Flop sweat with a side of panic.

I bet he threw his big mac against the wall. You just know he ogled her every time he saw her.

[boston bean]

16. Fpbb he shall forever be known as.

Former president Bam Bam.

[Stuart G]

37. K & R.....Bam Bam. Thank You. Haven't seen that name in years...Thanks Again...!!!

[lpbk2713]

17. He's in a state of panic.

I love it.

[EYESORE 9001]

18. The merde-a-log'o strangler

Has a nice ring to it.

[NCDem47]

19. What...

...a

...fucking

...PSYCHO!!

[C_U_L8R]

20. Hope he's wearing a bib

That ketchup can stain.

[Talitha]

21. Is this a mock-up, or is that SOB back on Twitter?

[dalton99a]

22. He's posting on Truth Social

[llmart]

28. So that means three people will see it?

n/t

[ProfessorGAC]

29. That's Not Fair!

There's at least 14 people on TS!

[Talitha]

30. Whew, thanks!

Had me worried there for a while.

[sinkingfeeling]

23. Why don't you come and tell your 'story' under oath?

[leftyladyfrommo]

24. Wow! He is desperate. nt

[Liberal In Texas]

25. It's not a court, ya twit. It's a hearing.

The court will come later. Probably many courts.

[BlueIdaho]

31. Looks like we hit a nerve...

What’s the problem Donny? Somebody drinking your milkshake?

[jcgoldie]

33. Sir...

… this is an arbys drive thru.

(Sorry obligatory )

[MustLoveBeagles]

35. snicker

[maxsolomon]

36. Counter-narratives, grievances, denials, slander.

Despite the fact that President Asshole doesn't understand the J6 Committee isn't conducting a trial, Ms. Hutchinson could use a corroborating witness or 2.

[spanone]

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[Mr.Bill]

40. Hey, Donny,

It's not any kind of a court at all. It's a Congressional Committee meeting.

[Mr. Ected]

41. Park your ass down in a witness chair and man up, littlefingers

Only a coward hides behind a phone screen tapping away in isolation.

[Fullduplexxx]

42. is this twitter?..... oooops nvr mind

[Kingofalldems]

43. Kick and rec for Trump's secret pals.

[doublethink]

44. Says The Mar-A-Lago Strangler ... n.t.