Who else broke into audible laughter at today's first mention

[misanthrope]

of Trump's insistence he would walk the 1.5 miles from the Ellipse to the U.S. Capitol? The guy won't walk on a golf course, for chrissakes.

[Bucky]

1. a slow slow gambol down the ramp from the Mall to the Capitol

People keep saying it would've been an even more serious threat to the Electoral College. But he probably wouldn't have even arrived until the 2024 Electoral College counting

[Claustrum]

2. He had to take a golf cart at a G7 submit

While other world leaders walked.

[aggiesal]

3. Thought you wrote ...

The guy won't walk on a golf course for cheesecake.

When I read it, the first time.

[gratuitous]

4. The only time that lazy SOB walked

Was when he walked across the border into North Korea to do an obeisance to a smiling Kim Jong Un. Boy America sure was great that day, boy.

[jcgoldie]

5. The witness response was hilarious

"Walk? No!"

My brother immediately texts me... "hard to lead a coup from a golf cart!"

[emmaverybo]

6. I did wonder at that. Hard to picture. I figured he had a golf cart parked near. Funny, in the end

he tried to hitch a ride with the secret service agent he throttled for refusing to drive him to the armed overthrow of the government that he, its president, was supposed to be leading. Irony is not dead.

[getagrip_already]

7. Actually, I laughed at the bit where he reads transcripts.....

That was a good gafaw.

[CloudWatcher]

8. Carried

I think he expected the crowd to carry him on their shoulders.

Crowd surfing to the hill.

[MustLoveBeagles]

11. This

[Blue Owl]

9. Fatfuck von Golfcart to the rescue

[Wounded Bear]

10. Commander Bonespurs would have made that sacrifice for his troops...