Closed captioning does not do well with Pat Cipollone

[Nevilledog]

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Merrill Markoe
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The Jan 6 hearings were once again amazing, stunning and magnificent. In a related story, because it is my responsibility and my job, I have recorded the valiant attempts made by the closed-captioning software to spell Pat Cippolone.
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12:57 PM · Jun 28, 2022

I've got dibs on "Pets of Belonging" for my new band.

Tons more at the tweet

[Leith]

1. Patsy Baloney is my fave

People should start calling him that.

[oldtime dfl_er]

2. OMG YES

Hilarious!

[MyOwnPeace]

7. Oh, yeah! That won my vote too!!!!

The ONLY reason it wouldn't win- VOTER FRAUD - the ELECTION WAS STOLEN!!!!!

[rsdsharp]

9. Yes! Put Patsy Baloney on the stand, and turn the heat up!

I love fried baloney.

[JoeOtterbein]

3. When I first heard his name on TV, I thought they were saying;...

..."Pastor Baloney".

Still sounds about right to me!

[Xavier Breath]

4. Thanks for the belly laugh.

[usonian]

5. I want input from Alexa and Siri users.

What the hell did they order when they were in earshot of the hearings?

Starter pack:
• China
• Pants Hangers. (oooooh)
• Small Onions ( to us Italians, cipollini )
• OK, it's your turn

[Dave in VA]

6. Maybe if his name was

Patsy Baloney he'd be half the patriot that Ms. Hutchinson was yesterday. Some people are saying...

[Diamond_Dog]

8. Patsy Baloney

Sounds like a mobster’s name

[MiniMe]

10. That is my favorite one

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

11. CC called Ari Melber Army Wilbur the other day

[IcyPeas]

12. Best laugh all week