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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsFOX Just Asking Who Will Turn Letters On 'Wheel Of Fortune' If All The Women Go On Strike
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Who ever knows what imaginary news the rubes are bitching about on "The Five"? The last time we visited with them they were whining about imaginary late night shipments of illegal immigrants to the Westchester airport north of New York. Yep, that's how easily led and racist they are.
And now Jesse Watters is holding his thumb and forefinger just so, angrily jerking himself off over certain woman members of Congress suggesting maybe all the women should go on strike after Sam Alito, Clarence Thomas, Brett Kavanaugh, Neil Gorsuch, and Amy Coney Barrett decided to have a judicial circle jerk all over freedom and bodily autonomy when they overturned Roe.
But because it's Jesse Watters, a man who by his own accounting tricked his now-wife into getting into his car by letting the air our of her tires, it has to be laced with incel-style contempt disguised as funny good time sexism jokes about all the things that won't get done if women go on strike.
JESSE WATTERS: I want to talk about what the Squad said that there's there's going to be a woman's strike?
DANA PERINO: Yeah, are you worried about that?
WATTERS: I'm a little worried about that. I'm watching Wheel of Fortune. Who's going to turn over the letters?
Ha ha, what do ladies do? They turn over the letters on "Wheel Of Fortune"!
BRIAN KILMEADE: Good point. That's an excellent point.
Brian Kilmeade is also a feral hog who enjoys these jokes.
WATTERS: Is Pat going to have to walk over and turn over
Because Pat Sajak has spent his life doing such crucial work otherwise.
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FOX Just Asking Who Will Turn Letters On 'Wheel Of Fortune' If All The Women Go On Strike (Original Post)
Nevilledog
Jun 2022
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Scrivener7
(50,901 posts)1. "What do ladies do? They turn over the letters on Wheel of Fortune."
Yeah. I'm thinking a strike is in order.
Tetrachloride
(7,812 posts)2. Use any other language except binary.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)3. Five minutes into any such strike, and they'll realize
"what the ladies do". Those eggs aren't going to poach themselves., their stinky drawers won't be washed, and the economy will come to a screeching halt.
Mrs. Watters needs to pump up her tires and get the hell out of Dodge.
Mrs. Watters needs to pump up her tires and get the hell out of Dodge.
usonian
(9,671 posts)4. Former TV star "TFG" will move his vowels. nt
jimfields33
(15,666 posts)5. A strike will hurt the poor who can't afford time off.
Only way to do this is for congress to guarantee wages for as long as the strike takes.
Ilsa
(61,688 posts)6. What do women do? They appear to be the only courageous people
willing to risk everything to save democracy and the Constitution.
okaawhatever
(9,457 posts)7. A Drag Queen, please, please seriously pleaseeeee. nt
werdna
(447 posts)8. I nominate -
- Randy Rainbow in full drag. Including, of course, the trademark pink cat's eye glasses!
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)9. I feel like Malfoy
I would have thought "Wheel of Fortune" would be too cerebral for old Jesse. You know, with the letters and the words and stuff. But maybe he just watches it for Vanna, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(107,693 posts)10. Get Donny to do it
He's got big boobs.