The Supreme Court Tells the 21st Century to Go Fuck Itself - The Rude Pundit

[Novara]

The Supreme Court Tells the 21st Century to Go Fuck Itself

This session, the newly-ripened conservative supermajority of the Supreme Court of the United States decided it was time to lift up their robes and piss on the 21st century and reality. The half-dozen justices, John Roberts, Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, Neil Gorsuch, Brett Kavanaugh, and Amy Coney Barrett, looked out at a nation, no, a world that demands progress, that demands care, that demands a government that can act to help people, and said, "Nah. Fuck that." And their reasoning essentially came down to, in every case, "Because we can."

We have a gun crisis in this country. The Supreme Court said that the only thing that mattered was that more people have easier access to guns. We have a policing crisis in this country. The Supreme Court said that it's more important to protect cops from being sued or charged with crimes and that you don't need to worry about being told your Miranda rights anymore. We have an ongoing pandemic that has killed over a million people in this country. The Supreme Court said that public safety takes a back seat to whatever stupid bullshit makes people decide not to get a vaccine. We have an electoral crisis in this country. The Supreme Court said that gerrymandering away fair representation is a-okay.

And then the Court decided, in two cases, that the whole separation of church and state wasn't real because Christians need to have group prayers at school and schools that discriminate against LGBT people need to get our tax dollars. The former one there is where Gorsuch, lying about the facts of the case, told students who feel pressured into praying to suck it up, which would probably get him a cane up his ass from Benjamin Franklin, which would be some actual originalism.

And then the Court decided that a fetus has more rights than the woman it's attached to, and so fuck 50 years of Roe v. Wade. It's time to turn that motherfucking clock back to the 1950s. Alito insisted that Roe was the cause of chaos because anti-choicers were sad about it, and he used as an excuse, among others, that states had anti-abortion laws 150 years ago, which is so fucking dumb that it boggles the goddamn mind. It didn't matter that the Court, in throwing it back to the states, created two different legal statuses for women and girls in the country. It didn't matter that the Court created two different countries, essentially, if not 50 different ones. "We can do this, so we will," they said, "because fuck you, liberals." Which, to be fair, makes more sense than anything in the goddamn decision.

And then the Court decided that, despite a climate emergency that will wreck the earth, the Environmental Protection Agency really can't protect the environment, even though the statue that established it said that it explicitly could. In the case over setting standards for systems to reduce emissions at power plants and elsewhere, Roberts wrote, "Yeah, I don't like that so here's a thing I made up to overturn it and eat shit because these other five crazy pricks will go along with me. Just be grateful we didn't completely outlaw the EPA." So, yeah, enjoy that "air" and "water" while you can.

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[Eliot Rosewater]

1. There are at least two jusitces, Kavanaugh and Thomas, who are doing this

for the reason of PUNISHING the adults, the patriots, the people who called them out to be the HORRID people they are.

Most of the people who today are anti Roe, were NOT anti Roe back when it was decided. those who were alive and adults, that is

[Kablooie]

2. Seems more like they are telling the 20th century to go fuck itself.

I wonder how far they'll go?
Back to the time before Upton Sinclair wrote about in The Jungle, I'll bet.

[Bosshog1]

3. Request for legal opinion

Hello. I used to post as Bosshog. Changed my name because I forgot my old password. I haven’t posted in twelve years, a big ole sabbatical. Thank goodness for DU.

Legal inquiry. if a person is forced to do something against HER will or over the objections of health care professionals and she and/or her baby dies during the procedure does that constitute murder? I’m thinking of defendants Roberts, Alito et al. Could it also apply to Governors and States Attorneys General? Conservatives are really bad at considering unintended consequences or taking responsibility for the outcomes of their actions. Maybe that should change.

[Lil Liberal Laura]

4. Yes, but the 21st century has plenty of time to Fuck Them Back

HARD!