"I feel terribly for Justice Kavanaugh"

[zuul]

Jay Black @jayblackisfunny

I feel terribly for Justice Kavanaugh. He tried to make a choice, namely where his body should be and what should be inside of it. Then a small group of people unrelated to him showed up and made it impossible for him to make that choice . . . hey wait a minute!

7:10 AM · Jul 8, 2022

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[brush]

1. Ain't is a shame for good ol' beer boy.

[gratuitous]

2. Does Justice Boof think he has a "right" to privacy?

He'd better double-check with his colleagues on that one. He might get some bad news, though.

[Wounded Bear]

3. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[H2O Man]

4. Recommended.

[ARPad95]

5. Should we interpret the moment he gets fed up and whips out his penis and waves it in our

collective faces as a sign of surrender or revenge?

On second thought, he already did that figuratively when he voted Roe down so it'll be a sign of revenge when he does it literally like in his good ol' Boof Boy days.

[2naSalit]

8. (Tsk)...

Weenie waving is a sign of strength and dominance not surrender.

[MyOwnPeace]

30. PLEASE - can we keep this serious.....

it is NOT about 'weenie-waving' - it is about being able to get blasted, see if you can 'get lucky' - maybe even actually 'boink' somebody - and NOT be getting a phone call from some raving lunatic that just can't take a joke and wants to mess up your career plans just because she can't appreciate some 'special' time with the "Boof-Master" and be contented with that.
THAT is what is wrong with America - people are only thinking about 'themselves' - and not about what is important to the "Boof-Master" and his good-ole' RepubliQan buddies who know how to party - and make sure that NOT EVERYBODY is invited to it...........

(just to be sure....)

[2naSalit]

32. Well...

Since you put it like that.

[irisblue]

6. From Elie Mystal twitter

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[Haggard Celine]

7. Very good.

[2naSalit]

9. K&R

[dalton99a]

10. Kick

[IronLionZion]

11. Good one

[Blue Owl]

12. K&R

[justhanginon]

13. Excellent post. Covered all the bases.

[Mosby]

14. Funny reply.

The words eating dinner peacefully are not in the constitution.

[Leith]

15. And look where he went after that

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And he ended up in a back alley.

[ZZenith]

38. Shazam!

[BillyBobBrilliant]

16. Did the Constitutioon

Say anything about taking your beer in a 'to go' cup?

[Layzeebeaver]

17. so it's now "Boof Boof" instead of "Womp Womp"

Copyright not requested - free use instead.

[calimary]

23. LOL!

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Boof Boof! Like it! A LOT!

And add a boo-hoo-hoo, or two!

[Evolve Dammit]

18. He can drown his sorrows in the comfort of multiple beers of his choice. Its a constitutional right

[Layzeebeaver]

28. he might as well choose multiple beers of the same brand

because they will all just mix together during the "Boofing process"

Kind of like his legal thinking.

[AverageOldGuy]

19. We need to remind . . .

. . . Justice Beer Bong that the Constitution GUARANTEES the right of citizens to assemble to petition the government, but, the Constitution DOES NOT say one word about the right to dine in a classy restaurant.

[BlueJac]

20. K&R

[FakeNoose]

21. Boofer Boy needs to "choose" carry-out from now on

Just sayin'

[Quanto Magnus]

22. Personally

Maybe doesn't quite roll off the tongue...

Justice Beerlovenaugh ?

[NJCher]

24. this remark ranks right up there

with one from OJ Simpson who for real said the decision was an outrage and that women had the right to decide what they do with their bodies.

[The Wizard]

25. Happy Hour?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. K&R

[Pepsidog]

27. I like Beer with my over priced steak at Morton's. I gotta $250 gift certificate from

Morton’s so I took my wife. Over the years I heard many good things about the food. Huge disappointment, it was like a meal you would get at a tourist trap. Seafood was awful and steak was ok. Now I have another $250 gift certificate to any of the restaurants that Morton’s parent company owns so will try another one. This was Morton’s in Philly. Old, outdated restaurant that may have been good in its day but not anymore. Delfrisco’s blows it away.

[Ilsa]

36. Maybe in Atlanta or Dallas you would get a better Mortons.

[dawn5651]

29. i sent thoughts and prayers on twitter

[Rhiannon12866]

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[Retrograde]

33. I want to know who he was dining with

and who was paying for the dinner

[RANDYWILDMAN]

34. Does he feel entitled to privilege and privacy ?

He is a shallow man and it repubs had any backbone at all, they would not have confirmed him to any bench ever.

[Cha]

35. Poor Beer Bro.. he can dish it OUT but

can't take the Repercussions!

Please Fight to Save Our Democracy💙 in 2022 & 2024!

[Blue Owl]

37. Was it a (coat) hanger steak?

[Shermann]

39. Virginia is a nearby steak sanctuary state...he'll have to drive there for his dinner next time nt

[Scalded Nun]

40. May these displays follow Justive Kegboof to his grave.