Harvard doctors have discovered the two most common causes of vaginal dryness.

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[llmart]

1. Hey! You need to post a warning with that.

I almost lost my dinner.

[TheBlackAdder]

54. Don't forget Ben Shapiro with his wife's DAP.

.

Ben Shapiro is self-loathing because he hasn't figure out how to pleasure a woman.

Recall that Ben Shapiro went on a week-long tirade & defense after attacking Cardi B.
His Dr. wife was so frustrated she came to his defense, saying WAPs are a myth.
The following image is a Ben Shapiro classic.




.

[MineralMan]

2. LOL! Very apt.

[Nevilledog]

8. I just love having people click on a post about "vaginal dryness"

Who knew so many people cared....

[Hugin]

17. It's one of those unspoken universal concerns.

Like for instance, I never thought I’d be looking for tips on diaper rash.

[Nevilledog]

19. I.... honestly don't know how to respond to that....lol

[Hugin]

20. Thanks for the thread, ND.

One of your best.

[Nevilledog]

21. ...

[cilla4progress]

35. Indeed!

esp. on a Saturday night....

[Mad_Machine76]

50. LOL

I only clicked because my wife has a lot of problems with hers. But I'm sure it has nothing to do with Ted Cruz or Matt Gaetz.

[Nevilledog]

51. Might want to check her browser history just to be sure.

[Mad_Machine76]

52. Ha Ha

but I can assure you that she hates Republicans every bit as much as I do.

[Nevilledog]

56. Then she's a good woman.

I'm sure she'd be happy you're discussing her lady garden in this thread....

[Mad_Machine76]

69. Well.....

If she knew I was I would hope that she would be happy that I was making a well-intentioned effort to try to help her even though this thread obviously was meant to be humorous.

[Ninga]

3. No words except so true.

[Wounded Bear]

4. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[Higherarky]

5. *snork*

Good'n!

[yonder]

6. Made me laugh

[Solly Mack]

7. Causes my vagina to invert itself and hide behind my navel.

All the while screaming Nooooooo.

[ggma]

12. God yes!

gg

[Ocelot II]

18. Pretty much.

Snapped right shut, muttering "Nope, nope, nope..."

[Nevilledog]

22. ...

v

[Solly Mack]

42. The recoil in horror snap shut.

[Hekate]

23. Pretty much

Gaaaaaah

[highplainsdem]

29. LOL!

[Nevilledog]

65. Did it come out of hiding yet?

[Solly Mack]

68. No. Better safe than sorry.

[demmiblue]

9. Instant desert.

[certainot]

45. those two would also provoke defensive sphincter contraction

[reACTIONary]

49. +10 nt

[Victor_c3]

10. I was going to post a snarky comment like "a man's behavior"

but the OP beat me to it.

A general policy I have in life is to give women as few reasons as possible to say “no” to having sex with me. First and foremost, I try not to be an asshole. Republican males don’t seem to get that.

Perhaps they’re so angry all the time because nobody wants to have sex with them

[niyad]

47. I was going to post something similar, just seeing the title.

But the images could not be topped.

[hatrack]

11. DAP!!

[demmiblue]

16. !

[cayugafalls]

36. As in the caulk used to keep those two out of anything vagina related...

[Drum]

13. Lololol

[skylucy]

14. OMG! HAaaaaa!

[Paladin]

15. Well done. (nt)

[moniss]

24. The two

least likely to get laid at a month long convention of hookers even though there are no other men available.

[brewens]

25. Huh. Learn something every day. I never knew there was such a thing. :) n/t

[moonscape]

26. I knew that was coming. Being a

woman, instinctively shriveling at the lead, I knew. Just knew.

[LiberalFighter]

27. I thought this was serious and was going to say it was really Republicans causing it.

[musette_sf]

28. I was gonna say

Ben Shapiro and Matt Walsh, but yeah

[Carlitos Brigante]

30. #@%$#! You totally beat me to it! :-P nt

[Blue Owl]

31. Eeeeewww....

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. I thought it was going to be mullets and popped collars.

maybe deck shoes when not on deck of anything.

[Nevilledog]

37. Gotcher mullet right here

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. Is that really a mullet? I think of a mullet as long only in the back,

not on the sides as well.

But I'm not a hair stylist, nor care particularly about taxonomy of hairstyles.

[Nevilledog]

43. Fucking close enough!!!!! You just can't please some people.

[BumRushDaShow]

33. Now THAT

was some pretty unfair click-bait that lead to those vacuous losers!

[Evolve Dammit]

34. Both in top ten of "most punchable"

[CaptainTruth]

38. Most punchable, least F-able.

[Probatim]

44. Two sides of the same coin... n/t

[Alice Kramden]

40. Oh, my eyes!

Instant eeewwww

[BadGimp]

41. good one!

[Thtwudbeme]

46. oh, I thought this was an advertisement for Summer Breeze Douche

but, then I realized that those old red rubber douchebags aren't sold anymore, and I got the joke.

[Ocelot II]

48. Not the same douches this time.

[LudwigPastorius]

53. In the interest of equal time

Instant Saltpeter



Those two could become the TV spokespersons for the pharmaceutical, Mycoxaphlopin.

[Nevilledog]

57. I wouldn't touch them with someone else's dick on a 10ft stick.

[LudwigPastorius]

58. !

[Nevilledog]

59. Of course it would have to be someone else's cuz I don't have my own.

[DFW]

61. In that case put it this way

Even in male cardiac patients, they would never cause a hardening of the arteries.

[Nevilledog]

62. Only way I can figure they have kids involves a turkey batter.

[DFW]

63. With some of them

I suspect even a baseball batter wouldn‘t be enough

[Elessar Zappa]

66. They look like howler monkeys.

[Nevilledog]

67. Worst selling blow up dolls.

[Karma13612]

55. ...................

[sakabatou]

60. XD

[MyMission]

64. Other common symptoms include nausea,

headaches, eye strain (from rolling ones eyes) and emotional outbursts.

Loved this post. It made me laugh. They don't make me dry, they make me sick.