Iran plotting to kill Donald Trump in assassination plot (The Mirror so you know it's a lie)

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/iran-plotting-kill-donald-trump-27490297


Iran is plotting to kill or capture Donald Trump and his former secretary of state Mike Pompeo, according to a leaked US government intelligence report.

The Middle East nation is seeking to avenge the United States for the death of Major General Qassim Soleimani, a powerful Iranian commander, at the hands of a US drone strike two years ago.

The astonishing claim came from the latest National Counterterrorism Centre report that said the Iranian regime is "waging a multi-pronged campaign against select US officials".

It said this includes threats of lethal action, international legal manoeuvring, and the issuance of Iranian arrest warrants and sanctions..

*snip*

Someone said he's fundraising off this...

And might I add this random meme for no particular reason






Yes, it's mean. I'm mean.

[RockRaven]

1. Hey Melania, it's time to wear that jacket again.

[Sky Jewels]

13. Lol!

[NCjack]

2. Donald likely paid for the story to be written and published.

[Solly Mack]

3. Meh

Who cares?

[Nevilledog]

4. But I can wish it was true.....

To me it's really about him fundraising off it, most likely leaking it himself AND I wanted to use that meme.

[Solly Mack]

7. I understand.

I wish it were true too. And not just true but well, you know.

[Nevilledog]

8. I know

[dweller]

5. There are few, if any, hell zero post about Pisswig

I will rec … this is one I will …
🤔
How do you say ‘ good hunting ‘ in Iranian ?



✌🏻

[dflprincess]

6. Well, it would save us the cost of a trial or two

but I was really looking forward to that.

On the downside, it would make him a martyr in the cult's eyes.

[Ocelot II]

9. Good points. If somebody does decide to, shall we say,

terminate him with extreme prejudice, I hope it's the Proud Boys or the Oaf Creepers or just some head case who's mad because they think he's not crazy enough.That might reduce the martyrdom problem somewhat.

[Chainfire]

10. I am beginning to feel better about the Iranians already. ;)

[CentralMass]

11. He needs the protective of a maximum security prison.

[roamer65]

12. Can we pull the Secret Service agents?

[herding cats]

14. Which Republicans are close enough to them to be behind this?

JK! Sort of.

[usonian]

15. Didn't they promise to do so in retaliation? nt

[grumpyduck]

16. What they did to bin Laden

works for me.

Or, in the sad case of a state funeral, what happened to Khameini in his coffin.

Either way is fine.