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Jilly_in_VA

(9,998 posts)
Tue Jul 19, 2022, 12:37 PM Jul 2022

Russia: Ukraine Has Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs

Nearly five months into its senseless war against Ukraine, Russia has concocted a wild new explanation for why the Kremlin’s plans for a quick takeover fell apart so spectacularly—because Ukrainian troops were turned into superhuman killing machines during “secret experiments” in American-run biolabs, of course.

Never mind the myriad reports of Russian troops refusing to fight by the thousands, sabotaging their own shoddy equipment and even deliberately wounding themselves to abandon the war, Russian lawmakers claim the real setback for Moscow was “drugged up” Ukrainian soldiers.

That claim was made Monday by two Russian lawmakers heading up a commission to investigate “biolaboratories” in Ukraine, Kommersant reported.

Konstantin Kosachev, the deputy speaker of Russia’s Federation Council, and Irina Yarovaya, deputy chair of the State Duma, touted what they described as bombshell findings from the “investigation.”

Testing of Ukrainian POWs’ blood, they claimed, uncovered “a range of diseases” that suggest they were secretly experimented on “for military purposes.”

“And we see: the cruelty and barbarity with which the military personnel of Ukraine behave, the crimes that they commit against the civilian population, those monstrous crimes that they commit against prisoners of war, confirm that this system for the control and creation of a cruel murder machine was implemented under the management of the United States,” Yarovaya was quoted telling reporters.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/russia-says-its-losing-because-ukraine-has-experimental-mutant-troops-created-in-secret-biolabss?ref=home

More outlandish than yesterday's excuses....

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Russia: Ukraine Has Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs (Original Post) Jilly_in_VA Jul 2022 OP
It is all true. Putin should surrender before it is too late. Just A Box Of Rain Jul 2022 #1
it wasn't us; it was our feline overlords! getagrip_already Jul 2022 #2
Cool story, Konstantin and Irina gratuitous Jul 2022 #3
What are they smoking in Russia? blue-wave Jul 2022 #4
Waitaminnit... grumpyduck Jul 2022 #5
Well, that certainly explains a lot of things. Chainfire Jul 2022 #6
Ah Ha snowybirdie Jul 2022 #7
It started here... hunter Jul 2022 #8
So that's where the writers from Weekly World News went! DBoon Jul 2022 #9

getagrip_already

(14,838 posts)
2. it wasn't us; it was our feline overlords!
Tue Jul 19, 2022, 12:42 PM
Jul 2022

Now russia knows why ukr owns the night!

We cast a furball in your general direction!

gratuitous

(82,849 posts)
3. Cool story, Konstantin and Irina
Tue Jul 19, 2022, 12:45 PM
Jul 2022

It's gotta be better than telling the world that your vaunted Red Army isn't all that and a bag of chips.

grumpyduck

(6,262 posts)
5. Waitaminnit...
Tue Jul 19, 2022, 12:51 PM
Jul 2022

Isn't that the same lab that created our troops during WWII? The ones that kicked ass in Germany and Japan?

Chainfire

(17,643 posts)
6. Well, that certainly explains a lot of things.
Tue Jul 19, 2022, 12:53 PM
Jul 2022

It makes perfect sense to me. Terminators here at last...

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