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Nearly five months into its senseless war against Ukraine, Russia has concocted a wild new explanation for why the Kremlins plans for a quick takeover fell apart so spectacularlybecause Ukrainian troops were turned into superhuman killing machines during secret experiments in American-run biolabs, of course.
Never mind the myriad reports of Russian troops refusing to fight by the thousands, sabotaging their own shoddy equipment and even deliberately wounding themselves to abandon the war, Russian lawmakers claim the real setback for Moscow was drugged up Ukrainian soldiers.
That claim was made Monday by two Russian lawmakers heading up a commission to investigate biolaboratories in Ukraine, Kommersant reported.
Konstantin Kosachev, the deputy speaker of Russias Federation Council, and Irina Yarovaya, deputy chair of the State Duma, touted what they described as bombshell findings from the investigation.
Testing of Ukrainian POWs blood, they claimed, uncovered a range of diseases that suggest they were secretly experimented on for military purposes.
And we see: the cruelty and barbarity with which the military personnel of Ukraine behave, the crimes that they commit against the civilian population, those monstrous crimes that they commit against prisoners of war, confirm that this system for the control and creation of a cruel murder machine was implemented under the management of the United States, Yarovaya was quoted telling reporters.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/russia-says-its-losing-because-ukraine-has-experimental-mutant-troops-created-in-secret-biolabss?ref=home
More outlandish than yesterday's excuses....
Just A Box Of Rain
(5,104 posts)getagrip_already
(14,838 posts)Now russia knows why ukr owns the night!
We cast a furball in your general direction!
gratuitous
(82,849 posts)It's gotta be better than telling the world that your vaunted Red Army isn't all that and a bag of chips.
blue-wave
(4,364 posts)The country certainly has the patent on delusional conspiracy theories.
grumpyduck
(6,262 posts)Isn't that the same lab that created our troops during WWII? The ones that kicked ass in Germany and Japan?
Chainfire
(17,643 posts)It makes perfect sense to me. Terminators here at last...
snowybirdie
(5,239 posts)That's where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles went!