Instructions to Pigpen Bannon Jury

[kairos12]

When the subpoena is legit,

you must convict.

[StrkSrviver]

1. Apologize

Apologize to Pigpen, he didn't do anything to deserve that.

[EYESORE 9001]

2. I use the epithet 'dirt devil'

I don’t care if actual demons are offended.

[Grokenstein]

3. I like "Tumorrhoid"

"Walking Pilonidal Cyst" works too.

[Best_man23]

7. I call him the skintag

[moniss]

5. But

he sure could play keyboards.

[Gore1FL]

8. That was Schroeder, I believe. nt

[moniss]

9. Ron

McKernan

[moniss]

4. I would add

this admonishment to the jury. "Just because the defendant appears today to have woken up under a bridge, apparently has no idea how to shave before court and whose skin appears to be a physical manifestation of neglect you should not find these as reasons to impart sympathy to him or to assume he couldn't understand the deadlines for responding to the subpoena in question."

[kairos12]

6. ...

also if you are wearing 3 shirts you are guilty.