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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsInstructions to Pigpen Bannon Jury
When the subpoena is legit,
you must convict.
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Instructions to Pigpen Bannon Jury (Original Post)
kairos12
Jul 2022
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StrkSrviver
(85 posts)1. Apologize
Apologize to Pigpen, he didn't do anything to deserve that.
EYESORE 9001
(29,522 posts)2. I use the epithet 'dirt devil'
I dont care if actual demons are offended.
Grokenstein
(6,297 posts)3. I like "Tumorrhoid"
"Walking Pilonidal Cyst" works too.
Best_man23
(5,268 posts)7. I call him the skintag
he sure could play keyboards.
Gore1FL
(22,893 posts)8. That was Schroeder, I believe. nt
McKernan
moniss
(8,831 posts)4. I would add
this admonishment to the jury. "Just because the defendant appears today to have woken up under a bridge, apparently has no idea how to shave before court and whose skin appears to be a physical manifestation of neglect you should not find these as reasons to impart sympathy to him or to assume he couldn't understand the deadlines for responding to the subpoena in question."
also if you are wearing 3 shirts you are guilty.
