Create Your Own Steve Bannon Action Figure

[sinkingfeeling]

[Shermann]

1. Where do you find moldy Spam?

The shelf life of that stuff is like 50 years.

[ornotna]

2. Once you take it out of the can

It only takes a couple of months.

[Woodwizard]

3. I will admit I like spam.

Slice it thin microwave on a plate witha paper towel over the top. And it gets crunchy like bacon. Awesome on grilled cheese. Or the soon to be tomato sandwiches fresh from the garden.

[Shermann]

6. Don't forget the Spam and Oreo Burger craze! nt

[tccturtle]

11. You HAD to give me that visual again. *chuckle*

Spam & Oreo Burger

[LudwigPastorius]

14. What an abomination.

...and a violation all that is clean, sweet, and holy.

[BOSSHOG]

9. Same here My Friend

Spam makes an excellent sandwich. My maters are a couple of weeks away but they and spam compliment each other very nicely.

And spam doesn’t lie, cheat, rip off donors, stink, have no hygiene whatsoever and does not need a pardon from a moral degenerate.

[irisblue]

10. Spam fried rice, either Korean or Filipino style.

Good eating

[leftieNanner]

4. OMG 😃

Glad I didn't have anything in my mouth! Doesn't even need the instructions.

A Spam blob as action figure!!

[Blue Owl]

5. So lifelike... I swear it was actually him!

[cate94]

7. Lol!

[TeamProg]

8. !!! Now add some greasy hair from a clogged drain. n/t

[Grokenstein]

12. I make a Steve Bannon 'action' figure every morning.

It's nice to be so regular.

[RainCaster]

18. I like your sense of humor

[Martin68]

13. I'm thinking something more like a pile of steaming shit.

[SheltieLover]

15. I was going to guess a fat blob of dog poop on a stick

Ps - draw jail bars on sam!

[Ilsa]

16. To look like SB, it should be wrapped in

cheese, then bacon, then lettuce, then bread. Lots of layers.

[LudwigPastorius]

17. A somewhat accurate resemblance, but...

moldy Spam isn't riddled with end-stage syphilis.

[bsiebs]

19. An insult to end-stage syphilis...