Sorry to be impolite, but I wonder if you

[kairos12]

experience an intestinal emergency at the dinner table you can excuse yourself by saying you have the "Hawleys."

[Turbineguy]

1. An updated version of the

wobbles

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

4. Or the trots

[Srkdqltr]

2. Not impolite but really stupid.

[EYESORE 9001]

3. An improvement over 'turkey trots'

[2naSalit]

5. Sounds appropriate.

[Walleye]

6. Missouri's revenge? The traitor two-step

[msfiddlestix]

8. Traitor Two-Step will make a great title for a Mousiouri style fiddle tune....thanks!

[magicarpet]

7. No,... be just like Josh Hawley,....

.... if you experience irritable bowel syndrome just take a stand right where you are - turn on the diarrhea valve full blast and spew your brown juices all over every thing, everyone, and don't for get to saturate and smother American Democracy with your vile effluents.

[LakeArenal]

9. We don't discuss gross things at dinner.

We would politely say ….gotta poop.