I thought this was a joke, but apparently it's true

[CatWoman]

Ivana Trump buried at Trump National Golf Club cemetery in Bedminster, NJ

https://nypost.com/2022/07/20/this-is-where-ivana-trump-was-buried/

[JoeOtterbein]

1. Good...

...she will haunt him forever!

[Ocelot II]

2. Well, now we know where TFG will be planted.

It would be worth a membership to Bedbugminster just to be able to piss on his grave.

[mn9driver]

3. I am betting that cemetery is a tax dodge of some kind.

[greatauntoftriplets]

4. The 1st hole would be appropriate since she's wife # 1.

[jcgoldie]

5. ...

[EndlessWire]

30. OMG n/t

[MyMission]

6. So which 10 family members get to be buried there?

He planned a "10-plot graveyard overlooking the first hole"

I'm wondering, if his first ex-wife and he and his 3rd wife get plots, that leaves 7, although there might be more than 10. Jared and Ivanka would be buried in a Jewish cemetery. That leaves 4 other children, with a spouse each would make 8, not enough room if only 10 plots. And did his brother Robert get buried there, taking up another spot? For all his obsession with crowd size, he should have planned for a bigger crowd of tRumps needing to be buried.

He needs a bigger cemetery, but he's always overestimating the size of things, like crowds, votes, his wealth, his graveyard, etc.

[SergeStorms]

7. Looks like I'll have to take up golf again.

I stopped playing 7 years ago due to back problems, but I'll get in shape for one more round after the Big Orange Pig croaks.

Now that I know where they're going to plant that prick I'll have to play one more round of golf. I promised myself I'd piss on his grave and make sure that SOB is really dead, and I have to keep that promise.

Bedbugminster it is. Hopefully soon. I think I'll eat a bushel of asparagus the day before, just for effect.

[Nictuku]

8. I scrolled down...

I think it is disgusting, personally.

I waited for this clip to load, only to find that it was about Hunter Biden's sordid love life (as if I actually cared about that), then I took note of the site. NYPOST... of course.

Maybe there was a personal reason to have her buried there, but it seems cheap to me, somehow.

[frogmarch]

9. The donald will probably want

to be buried at Arlington.

from the web:

*According to a 1998 statute, former or current U.S. presidents are eligible for burial at historic Arlington National Cemetery regardless of whether or not they served in the military.*

[LeftInTX]

11. Gross! Ugh....

I would prefer he not be in a sacred, public place

gross

[SunSeeker]

12. Ug. God, I hope the orange shitstain does not defile Arlington.

[LeftInTX]

14. I know

Please be buried at Mar a Lago

Out of the public's sight!

[SunSeeker]

20. Bedbugminster would be appropriate too. nt

[Thunderbeast]

18. Put him under glass in Red Square

[RocRizzo55]

19. That would be too classy...

Bury him in a toxic waste dump, with one of those pipes that they use to offgas the dump, up his ass.

[Towlie]

25. I find ineffable to be effable, but not effanineffable.

 
?

The Naming of Cats by T. S. Eliot

[harumph]

32. that 98 statute needs rescinding.

Why on earth would anyone think that is OK? What a stupid piece of legislation:

https://www.congress.gov/bill/105th-congress/house-bill/3211/all-actions?s=1&r=85&overview=closed

IMO, Arlington should be reserved exclusively for persons having served in the military.

[UTUSN]

10. Hah!

[KS Toronado]

13. FailedCoupGuy probably insisted that she be buried there

so he could charge her estate $$$$$$$$$$ and recover some child support payments.

[SunSeeker]

21. OMG you're probably right. It can't be because he cared about her.

He raped her and cheated on her.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/the-violence-of-donald-trump-109938/

[Straw Man]

15. It reminds me of this joke ...

A foursome is on the back nine when a funeral cortege appears on the road that borders the course. One of the four takes off his hat, holding it over his heart and facing the procession until it passes.

"That's mighty decent of you," one of his golfing buddies says.

"It's the least I could do," he replies. "We were married for forty years."

[Ilsa]

26. You have to wonder how his three oldest children

can stand him after the way he treated their mother. Then again, they might be as soulless, pathological, and greedy as he is.

[dchill]

16. If true, I just hope it was OK with her.

Because if not, that would be Trump-level shitty.

[LudwigPastorius]

17. "The former commander-in-chief has said in the past he plans to be buried at the leafy site, too."

I want the toilet paper concession stand next to those plots.

[mitch96]

22. I did not know you could do this.. So what happens when the place is sold off?? Replant?nt

[LudwigPastorius]

24. Trump will turn it into his "Presidential Library".

(Although, convicted seditionists shouldn’t have those.)

The fat fuck will solicit millions from his sick mob, pocket most of that, do some perfunctory redecorating, and declare the golf club his Library.

[Dysfunctional]

31. If the state has authorized it to be a cemetery it will remain one.

[hlthe2b]

23. A rather perverse irony came to mind...

In 2017, Donald Trump proposed plans to build a small, 10-plot graveyard overlooking the first hole of the golf course for his family, the Washington Post reported at the time.

The former commander-in-chief has said in the past he plans to be buried at the leafy site, too.

“Mr. Trump … specifically chose this property for his final resting place as it is his favorite property,” his company wrote in a 2014 state filing.

So, if by some remote chance one of the many many lawsuits and civil procedures with respect to his lifelong corruption were to require sale/liquidation of that property, I get a perverse pleasure at thinking he might be buried there on someone else's property (or required to be moved).

[Ilsa]

28. I assume the state of NJ has granted permission

for the cemetery to be there?

Can you imagine the size of the hunk of rock he'll have engraved and placed there with ridiculous homage to him?

[FakeNoose]

27. Five bucks says Melania is NOT going there

Not now, not ever!

[mitch96]

29. At some point I see her and her beloved son going back to Slovenia...

Or the cote' de azur After the divorce
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