Senator Ha-ha-Hawley has ---snort!---written a book entitled---hee-hee-hee!---"Manhood"!

[Atticus]

( I'll pause here so everyone can catch their breath-------------- okay----- )

So, why not expand this into a Republican series of such titles?

Trump's Sharpie scribbling would, of course, be called "Truth";

Pence's offering could be "Leadership";

Cruz's tome would be "Integrity";

Taylor-Greene could tell us all about "Eloquence";

Jordan could write a learned essay about "Civility";

Graham's book would have to be titled "Consistency";

McCarthy could educate us about "Courage";

and, of course, Gaetz would be the best one to expound on "Morality".


Silly? Hey, ----- if Hawley can sell a book about "Manhood", nothing is "silly" any more!

[comradebillyboy]

1. Folks won't be lining up at Barnes and Noble to buy it.

May get bought by rep Astroturf groups though.

[C_U_L8R]

2. Man. Hood.

(must be another angle of Hawley waving to the magats on 1/6)

[dchill]

3. Dere's a planet-a onna de odda side-a da sun-a...

- Father Guido Sarducci.

[H2O Man]

4. Recommended.

I've heard the sub-title is "Drippings from a Cowardly Dick."

[Abolishinist]

5. You're quite the tease! Got me all excited about his new book

and now I find that it's not set for release until May 2023. Well, at least that gives me time to plan a trip to the Manstravagagme.

Hawley’s book goes on sale in May 2023, a few weeks after he’s slated to speak at an event (in Springfield, MO) called the Stronger Men’s Conference. Put on by an ultraconservative church, the two-day manstravaganza “exists to empower and motivate men to live out God’s view of manhood,” and features things like monster trucks and bull riding.

The polarizing Missouri Republican argued at the National Conservatism Conference that men are increasingly more likely to be unemployed and unmarried, leading to vices like gaming and masturbation that ultimately contribute to the nation’s decline.



https://www.huffpost.com/entry/josh-hawley-book-manhood_n_62e2ca4ee4b006483a9b886a

[Shrike47]

6. It's a romance novel where he worships from afar but never can consummate.

Essentially, it’s a book about inability to obtain the ideal.

Or maybe, about his dick and it’s’ adventures.

[Maine-i-ac]

7. "Haulin' ass Hawley" strikes again. NT

(further subtext unneeded)

[msongs]

8. he could call it White Hood as a back up title nt

[eppur_se_muova]

9. If Hawley's "Manhood" is for sale, what does that make him ? nt