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Oh Dear, from the Not the Onion Files. RW Pastor wants women back in the kitchen making sandwiches

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Oh Dear, from the Not the Onion Files. RW Pastor wants women back in the kitchen making sandwiches (Original post)	tulipsandroses	Aug 2022	OP
Some woman may make him his last sandwich.	Bev54	Aug 2022	#1
With ingredients that don't agree.	KS Toronado	Aug 2022	#24
Ohhhh, Bearded Sweetheart...you know where you can put your fucking sandwich.	The Unmitigated Gall	Aug 2022	#2
Kick	dalton99a	Aug 2022	#3
Tell Me why these motherfuckers should be tax exempt. Nt	raccoon	Aug 2022	#32
Exactly. The con they are running to avoid taxes should stop	tulipsandroses	Aug 2022	#36
SC is like that too, a church on every corner. Nt	raccoon	Aug 2022	#41
Audience does not seem thrilled. nt	delisen	Aug 2022	#4
"A three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!"	Ocelot II	Aug 2022	#5
Haw! n/t	FSogol	Aug 2022	#44
Goodness, is there a lucky Mrs. Shelley out there?	tanyev	Aug 2022	#6
Yep. His sandwich maker:	dalton99a	Aug 2022	#14
I noticed how the boys' ties all match dad's.	Prof. Toru Tanaka	Aug 2022	#16
It is a fundamentalist trait	dalton99a	Aug 2022	#19
Same color scheme in the clothes, even!	yardwork	Aug 2022	#39
One miserable wife,	Mr. Evil	Aug 2022	#23
Family photos can be so telling	nuxvomica	Aug 2022	#34
Oh, wow. Five little ones to take care of and her husband won't even make his own sandwich.	tanyev	Aug 2022	#37
How completely unsurprising. (nt)	Paladin	Aug 2022	#40
tsk-tsk... His Momma didn't raise that boy right. n/t	TygrBright	Aug 2022	#7
What a jerk	Demovictory9	Aug 2022	#8
Yet another man convinced the female orgasm is a myth.	alphafemale	Aug 2022	#9
He would love my sammiches.	KentuckyWoman	Aug 2022	#10
OMFG, can I visit you on my next birthday?	Abolishinist	Aug 2022	#12
I see what you did there...killing him with kindness...lol. Love the way you think... ;-)	cayugafalls	Aug 2022	#22
HA	KentuckyWoman	Aug 2022	#42
Make your own damn sandwich.	Deuxcents	Aug 2022	#11
When I read this, I thought, "Man, somebody should put that on a tshirt!"	ShazzieB	Aug 2022	#27
I do not wear message T Shirts	KentuckyWoman	Aug 2022	#43
Sounds like he's one of those surviving with Neanderthal genes:	Liberty Belle	Aug 2022	#13
Jesus H Christ!	tosh	Aug 2022	#15
I would love to make him a sandwich	vercetti2021	Aug 2022	#17
Does he let his wife own shoes?	MagickMuffin	Aug 2022	#18
I'd make him a pie...	SunSeeker	Aug 2022	#20
We all would like to make him a pie.	Baitball Blogger	Aug 2022	#35
I'll make you a sandwich, alright	PlanetBev	Aug 2022	#21
He does know it's not the 50s, right?	sakabatou	Aug 2022	#25
Oh, GOOD. PASTOR Eric Cartman...	Volaris	Aug 2022	#26
Somehow "Christian" and "hate preacher" don't seem like they...	3catwoman3	Aug 2022	#28
oh shut up you EVIL EVIL MAN !!!!! you are a woman hater, AND GOD DOES NOT LIKE YOU	Trueblue1968	Aug 2022	#29
MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING SANDWICH	Skittles	Aug 2022	#30
Blargh! Misogynist Bastard!	electric_blue68	Aug 2022	#31
I would have loved to have stood up during that "sermon" and yelled -	Vinca	Aug 2022	#33
This is the plan, barefoot and pregnant women back in the kitchen.	Irish_Dem	Aug 2022	#38
He wants LGBTQ people executed as well	irisblue	Aug 2022	#45
Boy is he deluded	EnergizedLib	Aug 2022	#46

Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:40 PM

Bev54 (9,097 posts)

1. Some woman may make him his last sandwich.

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Response to Bev54 (Reply #1)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:39 AM

KS Toronado (13,664 posts)

24. With ingredients that don't agree.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:43 PM

The Unmitigated Gall (3,229 posts)

2. Ohhhh, Bearded Sweetheart...you know where you can put your fucking sandwich.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:43 PM

dalton99a (77,934 posts)

3. Kick

In March, Shelley's church got evicted from its building after the pastor said gay people were "worthy of death," which violated the terms of the lease that said the church should not promote or threaten violence.

Shelley took over as Stedfast Baptist Church's pastor after his predecessor, Donnie Romero, resigned in January 2019 after revelations that he had hired sex workers and was involved in gambling.

The controversial church is considered a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center. It came to notoriety in 2016, when Romero praised the gunman who killed 49 people at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida, calling the victims "perverts and pedophiles."

https://www.newsweek.com/texas-preacher-jonathan-shelley-calls-pride-abomination-1710353

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #3)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 05:29 AM

raccoon (30,935 posts)

32. Tell Me why these motherfuckers should be tax exempt. Nt

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Response to raccoon (Reply #32)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 07:19 AM

tulipsandroses (4,903 posts)

36. Exactly. The con they are running to avoid taxes should stop

It ticks me off that here in GA, there is a church seemingly on every damn corner. Our schools are supported by property taxes. They pay none and gobble up all this land. Which means less money for schools. Ridiculous!

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Response to tulipsandroses (Reply #36)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 08:21 AM

raccoon (30,935 posts)

41. SC is like that too, a church on every corner. Nt

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:44 PM

delisen (5,994 posts)

4. Audience does not seem thrilled. nt

He has a future as a stand up comic in Misogynia.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:46 PM

Ocelot II (111,607 posts)

5. "A three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!"

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Response to Ocelot II (Reply #5)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:47 PM

FSogol (45,008 posts)

44. Haw! n/t

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:50 PM

tanyev (40,884 posts)

6. Goodness, is there a lucky Mrs. Shelley out there?

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Response to tanyev (Reply #6)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:57 AM

dalton99a (77,934 posts)

14. Yep. His sandwich maker:

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #14)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:11 AM

Prof. Toru Tanaka (1,803 posts)

16. I noticed how the boys' ties all match dad's.

And the two daughters' outfits have almost identical color patterns. There will be no free thinking for these children; they will be brainwashed and controlled. Baptist churches are hard core and do not tolerate people thinking for themselves.

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Response to Prof. Toru Tanaka (Reply #16)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:21 AM

dalton99a (77,934 posts)

19. It is a fundamentalist trait

Putin's Chechen puppet Ramzan Kadyrov and family:

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #19)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 08:12 AM

yardwork (58,241 posts)

39. Same color scheme in the clothes, even!

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #14)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:37 AM

Mr. Evil (2,534 posts)

23. One miserable wife,

and five doomed children.

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #14)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 06:43 AM

nuxvomica (11,877 posts)

34. Family photos can be so telling

The kids on the sides have perfunctory smiles, the ones being held have no smile, mom has a worried smile and the kid in the back is the family peacemaker who just wants everyone to get along so everything will be okay.

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Response to dalton99a (Reply #14)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 07:54 AM

tanyev (40,884 posts)

37. Oh, wow. Five little ones to take care of and her husband won't even make his own sandwich.

Bet he's nowhere to be found when a diaper needs changing, either.

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Response to tanyev (Reply #37)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 08:14 AM

Paladin (27,578 posts)

40. How completely unsurprising. (nt)

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:52 PM

TygrBright (20,428 posts)

7. tsk-tsk... His Momma didn't raise that boy right. n/t

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:54 PM

Demovictory9 (30,409 posts)

8. What a jerk

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Wed Aug 3, 2022, 11:55 PM

alphafemale (18,497 posts)

9. Yet another man convinced the female orgasm is a myth.

He's never witnessed one.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:00 AM

KentuckyWoman (6,545 posts)

10. He would love my sammiches.

I make a donut double beef and cheese sammich that will give him heart palpitations it is so good.

Tater salad with that triple heavy mayo on the side. Extra sweet tea to wash it down and a big slab of chocolate pie to finish him off.

Deeeelish.

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Response to KentuckyWoman (Reply #10)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:20 AM

Abolishinist (860 posts)

12. OMFG, can I visit you on my next birthday?

Sounds like heaven!

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Response to KentuckyWoman (Reply #10)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:32 AM

cayugafalls (5,403 posts)

22. I see what you did there...killing him with kindness...lol. Love the way you think... ;-)

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Response to cayugafalls (Reply #22)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:39 PM

KentuckyWoman (6,545 posts)

42. HA

Have a 92 yr old friend from the south that I think was stuck with one of those types. Raised with the idea her only option was dutiful
wife and mom. She had 3 sons and a 30 year marriage.

My friend told me the first month she realized it was bait and switch. She decided her best option would be just give him what he wanted and let the good lord take care of the rest. He died at 52. She's had 43 years to do what she damn well pleases and raised 3 sons to do better.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:02 AM

Deuxcents (12,997 posts)

11. Make your own damn sandwich.

Men have screwed up long enough n your policies aren’t working. Women are good at cleaning up messes. They run their households. They have many talents n worth so sit back n enjoy the ride b/c they’re not going anywhere except to the top. And.. so sorry you lost your place to rant. Find another cave.

And I will say this post is not in any way meant for the real men who are our DU Friends

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Response to Deuxcents (Reply #11)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 02:01 AM

ShazzieB (13,543 posts)

27. When I read this, I thought, "Man, somebody should put that on a tshirt!"

Turns out somebody has!

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Response to ShazzieB (Reply #27)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:41 PM

KentuckyWoman (6,545 posts)

43. I do not wear message T Shirts

But I would wear that.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 12:43 AM

Liberty Belle (9,476 posts)

13. Sounds like he's one of those surviving with Neanderthal genes:

Tell to go slay a mastadon with a club and lumber back into his cave.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2014/01/28/267923336/neanderthal-genes-live-on-in-our-hair-and-skin

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:08 AM

tosh (4,403 posts)

15. Jesus H Christ!

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:12 AM

vercetti2021 (9,789 posts)

17. I would love to make him a sandwich

Fat knuckle sandwich to his fucking looking troglodyte head

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:16 AM

MagickMuffin (15,339 posts)

18. Does he let his wife own shoes?

It appears they are breeders. Yep, barefoot and pregnant! That's the ticket.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:27 AM

SunSeeker (50,336 posts)

20. I'd make him a pie...

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Response to SunSeeker (Reply #20)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 07:02 AM

Baitball Blogger (46,122 posts)

35. We all would like to make him a pie.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:28 AM

PlanetBev (4,053 posts)

21. I'll make you a sandwich, alright

A shit sandwich sounds in order.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:45 AM

sakabatou (41,130 posts)

25. He does know it's not the 50s, right?

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:54 AM

Volaris (10,192 posts)

26. Oh, GOOD. PASTOR Eric Cartman...

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 02:06 AM

3catwoman3 (22,970 posts)

28. Somehow "Christian" and "hate preacher" don't seem like they...

…should be in the same sentence.

What a troglodyte.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 02:16 AM

Trueblue1968 (16,761 posts)

29. oh shut up you EVIL EVIL MAN !!!!! you are a woman hater, AND GOD DOES NOT LIKE YOU

JESUS WOULD TELL THAT MAN ..... SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU MONSTER.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 03:49 AM

Skittles (151,316 posts)

30. MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING SANDWICH

and GO FUCK YOURSELF TOO

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 05:25 AM

electric_blue68 (13,298 posts)

31. Blargh! Misogynist Bastard!

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 06:39 AM

Vinca (49,743 posts)

33. I would have loved to have stood up during that "sermon" and yelled -

"And we need you to go fuck yourself!". Love the sign. I assume it refers to the mere mortals installing his holy swimming pool or maintaining his holy private plane.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 08:09 AM

Irish_Dem (40,738 posts)

38. This is the plan, barefoot and pregnant women back in the kitchen.

Males must have total and permanent power and control over women and POC.

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 01:57 PM

irisblue (32,074 posts)

45. He wants LGBTQ people executed as well

source-https://www.metroweekly.com/2022/06/pastor-who-calls-for-death-penalty-for-gays-calls-pride-month-an-abomination/

snip-"“God’s already ruled that murder, adultery, witchcraft, rape, bestiality, and homosexuality are crimes worthy of capital punishment,” Jonathan Shelley, the pastor of Stedfast Baptist Church in Fort Worth, said at last week’s council meeting."

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Response to tulipsandroses (Original post)

Thu Aug 4, 2022, 02:37 PM

EnergizedLib (1,705 posts)

46. Boy is he deluded

Thank goodness most people don’t have his view.

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