Oh Dear, from the Not the Onion Files. RW Pastor wants women back in the kitchen making sandwiches

[tulipsandroses]

Link to tweet

[Bev54]

1. Some woman may make him his last sandwich.

[KS Toronado]

24. With ingredients that don't agree.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

2. Ohhhh, Bearded Sweetheart...you know where you can put your fucking sandwich.

[dalton99a]

3. Kick

In March, Shelley's church got evicted from its building after the pastor said gay people were "worthy of death," which violated the terms of the lease that said the church should not promote or threaten violence.

Shelley took over as Stedfast Baptist Church's pastor after his predecessor, Donnie Romero, resigned in January 2019 after revelations that he had hired sex workers and was involved in gambling.

The controversial church is considered a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center. It came to notoriety in 2016, when Romero praised the gunman who killed 49 people at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida, calling the victims "perverts and pedophiles."

https://www.newsweek.com/texas-preacher-jonathan-shelley-calls-pride-abomination-1710353

[raccoon]

32. Tell Me why these motherfuckers should be tax exempt. Nt

[tulipsandroses]

36. Exactly. The con they are running to avoid taxes should stop

It ticks me off that here in GA, there is a church seemingly on every damn corner. Our schools are supported by property taxes. They pay none and gobble up all this land. Which means less money for schools. Ridiculous!

[raccoon]

41. SC is like that too, a church on every corner. Nt

[delisen]

4. Audience does not seem thrilled. nt

He has a future as a stand up comic in Misogynia.

[Ocelot II]

5. "A three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!"

[FSogol]

44. Haw! n/t

[tanyev]

6. Goodness, is there a lucky Mrs. Shelley out there?

[dalton99a]

14. Yep. His sandwich maker:

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

16. I noticed how the boys' ties all match dad's.

And the two daughters' outfits have almost identical color patterns. There will be no free thinking for these children; they will be brainwashed and controlled. Baptist churches are hard core and do not tolerate people thinking for themselves.

[dalton99a]

19. It is a fundamentalist trait

Putin's Chechen puppet Ramzan Kadyrov and family:

[yardwork]

39. Same color scheme in the clothes, even!

[Mr. Evil]

23. One miserable wife,

and five doomed children.

[nuxvomica]

34. Family photos can be so telling

The kids on the sides have perfunctory smiles, the ones being held have no smile, mom has a worried smile and the kid in the back is the family peacemaker who just wants everyone to get along so everything will be okay.

[tanyev]

37. Oh, wow. Five little ones to take care of and her husband won't even make his own sandwich.

Bet he's nowhere to be found when a diaper needs changing, either.

[Paladin]

40. How completely unsurprising. (nt)

[TygrBright]

7. tsk-tsk... His Momma didn't raise that boy right. n/t

[Demovictory9]

8. What a jerk

[alphafemale]

9. Yet another man convinced the female orgasm is a myth.

He's never witnessed one.

[KentuckyWoman]

10. He would love my sammiches.

I make a donut double beef and cheese sammich that will give him heart palpitations it is so good.

Tater salad with that triple heavy mayo on the side. Extra sweet tea to wash it down and a big slab of chocolate pie to finish him off.

Deeeelish.

[Abolishinist]

12. OMFG, can I visit you on my next birthday?

Sounds like heaven!

[cayugafalls]

22. I see what you did there...killing him with kindness...lol. Love the way you think... ;-)

[KentuckyWoman]

42. HA

Have a 92 yr old friend from the south that I think was stuck with one of those types. Raised with the idea her only option was dutiful
wife and mom. She had 3 sons and a 30 year marriage.

My friend told me the first month she realized it was bait and switch. She decided her best option would be just give him what he wanted and let the good lord take care of the rest. He died at 52. She's had 43 years to do what she damn well pleases and raised 3 sons to do better.

[Deuxcents]

11. Make your own damn sandwich.

Men have screwed up long enough n your policies aren’t working. Women are good at cleaning up messes. They run their households. They have many talents n worth so sit back n enjoy the ride b/c they’re not going anywhere except to the top. And.. so sorry you lost your place to rant. Find another cave.

And I will say this post is not in any way meant for the real men who are our DU Friends

[ShazzieB]

27. When I read this, I thought, "Man, somebody should put that on a tshirt!"

Turns out somebody has!

[KentuckyWoman]

43. I do not wear message T Shirts

But I would wear that.

[Liberty Belle]

13. Sounds like he's one of those surviving with Neanderthal genes:

Tell to go slay a mastadon with a club and lumber back into his cave.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2014/01/28/267923336/neanderthal-genes-live-on-in-our-hair-and-skin

[tosh]

15. Jesus H Christ!

[vercetti2021]

17. I would love to make him a sandwich

Fat knuckle sandwich to his fucking looking troglodyte head

[MagickMuffin]

18. Does he let his wife own shoes?

It appears they are breeders. Yep, barefoot and pregnant! That's the ticket.

[SunSeeker]

20. I'd make him a pie...

[Baitball Blogger]

35. We all would like to make him a pie.

[PlanetBev]

21. I'll make you a sandwich, alright

A shit sandwich sounds in order.

[sakabatou]

25. He does know it's not the 50s, right?

[Volaris]

26. Oh, GOOD. PASTOR Eric Cartman...

[3catwoman3]

28. Somehow "Christian" and "hate preacher" don't seem like they...

…should be in the same sentence.

What a troglodyte.

[Trueblue1968]

29. oh shut up you EVIL EVIL MAN !!!!! you are a woman hater, AND GOD DOES NOT LIKE YOU

JESUS WOULD TELL THAT MAN ..... SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU MONSTER.

[Skittles]

30. MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING SANDWICH

and GO FUCK YOURSELF TOO

[electric_blue68]

31. Blargh! Misogynist Bastard!

[Vinca]

33. I would have loved to have stood up during that "sermon" and yelled -

"And we need you to go fuck yourself!". Love the sign. I assume it refers to the mere mortals installing his holy swimming pool or maintaining his holy private plane.

[Irish_Dem]

38. This is the plan, barefoot and pregnant women back in the kitchen.

Males must have total and permanent power and control over women and POC.

[irisblue]

45. He wants LGBTQ people executed as well

source-https://www.metroweekly.com/2022/06/pastor-who-calls-for-death-penalty-for-gays-calls-pride-month-an-abomination/

snip-"“God’s already ruled that murder, adultery, witchcraft, rape, bestiality, and homosexuality are crimes worthy of capital punishment,” Jonathan Shelley, the pastor of Stedfast Baptist Church in Fort Worth, said at last week’s council meeting."

[EnergizedLib]

46. Boy is he deluded

Thank goodness most people don’t have his view.