John Eastman: They're being mean to me for my criming

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John Eastman, who came up with the J6 scheme to overturn the election, is complaining about being persecuted: “What they are now attempting to do is criminalize those who spoke up against the admitted illegality in the conduct of the election.”


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6:51 PM · Aug 5, 2022
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Keep talking motherfucker

[Comfortably_Numb]

1. Douche duhsouza and traitor John Eastman.....that's a barrel of dumbfuckery right there.

[gratuitous]

2. What illegality was that, John?

Seems to me you had more than five dozen chances to make a case and failed every time. Isn't it tough being treated like a common criminal when you engage in criminal conduct?

[rsdsharp]

12. That was my thought. Who admitted what illegality, and when?

[vlyons]

18. Yeah John, what might that illegality be?

Do tell.

[Sogo]

3. First rule when you're in a hole, John:

Stop digging!!

[Eliot Rosewater]

4. Good thing for you cons get to get away with ANYTHING in this country, or you would be where

ANY democrat who did this would be, prison.

[malaise]

5. Arrogant, entitled criminals

Who think they are above the law.
STFU and go to prison.

[Baked Potato]

6. Keep digging with your dull shovel, Herr Flopmeister. Nt

[dchill]

7. Sounds like he's getting legal advice from Peter Navarro.

[TreasonousBastard]

8. Criminalize the crimInals. What a thought!

[William769]

9. How does someone like this become a lawyer?

[soldierant]

10. "admitted illegality" ?????

What planet is he from?

Oh, never mind, being an extraterrestrial is no defense in aw.

[patphil]

15. Eastman comes from cloud cuckoo land.

a place where reality is what you believe it to be, not what it actually is.
He and reality parted ways quite a while ago.
Truth is fiction, and fiction is truth in his addled brain.

[question everything]

11. Who are "they?"

[Septua]

13. Lawyers and law-and-order proponents...

..whining because they got caught violating the law.

[LudwigPastorius]

14. He looks like the kind of guy who...

pops amyl nitrate, puts a ball gag in his mouth, and masturbates to YouTube videos of animals mating.

Notice that he's never denied doing this.

[peppertree]

17. Oh, my

He and Lindsey seem to have much in common.

The better for Trump to kompromat them with, it seems.

[G2theD]

19. He also sees a dominatrix on a regular basis

And is a cuckold.

I’ve never heard him deny this either.

[LudwigPastorius]

20. Yes, but he doesn't go for that latex bondage gear.

Nothing but a crisp pair of khakis and a nice golf shirt for John.

He's not some kind of pervert!

[G2theD]

21. Oh, I would never infer that!

He’s one of the straightest arrows I know. Even at republican cocaine fueled orgies, he always lets everyone else go first. A real upstanding guy!

[peppertree]

16. Aww.

Cue the music.