The GOP platform to strengthen the USA

[bronxiteforever]

1. We promise endless culture wars
2. We Support autocratic regimes around the globe (except China…well sort of because we love Russia and Putin is a strategic partner of Xi, like most relationships it’s complicated)
3. Some Women may die in childbirth. They are not men so we don’t care and why should you? Did you notice that Joe Biden is old?
4 Blacks shouldn’t be allowed to vote. We promise to make it illegal to give water out to people waiting in line to vote and to Mexicans dying of thirst in the desert because we are a Christian Nation.
5. Global warming is a hoax or is caused by some sort of natural phenomena that oil companies and coal plants have nothing whatsoever to do with.
6. Whatever is wrong in the country we will fix it with the following ideas….hey did we mention culture wars?

[Buckeyeblue]

1. And all safety net programs will be replaced with thoughts and prayers

[ProudMNDemocrat]

2. Even Republican voters love their Medicare and Social Security

And nor do they want to see that go away.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

5. When I was in school, I did a science project

On the nutritional benefits of cat food vs. dog food. At the time senior citizens were reported to be eating cat food. The judging committee disqualified it saying it was political rather than science.

Ken-L-Ration Stew turned out to be the most nutritional.

[paleotn]

9. Interesting. If you don't mind me saying so....

you've got a strong, Jonathan Swift streak in you.

[aggiesal]

10. Was there a flavor component to your science project? ...

Younger brothers & sisters were great help things like that.

[G2theD]

6. When it's your only source of income and health care, Hell yeah!

This particular message must be pounded out relentlessly in ads so all republicans and independents know about it.

[Rebl2]

11. Exactly

I remember when they were working on ACA you would see clips of republicans saying they better not touch my Medicare. There are many republicans that count on their social security as well and would be very angry if something happens to it.

[TheRealNorth]

12. I think they are okay with denying it to future generations....

Hey, we won't boost your pay and you are already making less than someone in 1970 (adjustment for cost of living), but we now want you to continue to pay for our retirement while you will need to give your money to the hucksters on Wall Street and hope they don't lose it.

[calimary]

15. Actually they want it to continue for themselves. Just not for you.

[TheRealNorth]

19. Bingo

Republicans want to give those to only the people they think "deserve" it. Ie. Other Republicans.

[durablend]

3. Yes yes

"If you need money, only one solution:

GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY FREELOADER!!!!!"

[paleotn]

7. And church charity that's wholly inadequate to the task....

Reminds me of the recent caterwauling after the East Kentucky floods. This from a region that's so red in looks like a giant, glowing ruby from space. You voted time and again for bootstraps, not FEMA or any other type of ...gasp!...socialism. Then heal yourselves. Cruel, yes, but tough love is in order I think.

[Buckeyeblue]

17. I know. I've been thinking about that.

But these people don't understand the irony of it all.

[C_U_L8R]

4. Lies, lies and more lies.

No matter what the issue, they have a conspiracy theory for that.

[patphil]

8. And a couple more planks

7. We promise to make the rich richer.
8. We promise to streamline the education process by eliminating any topics or ideas that are in conflict with our basic need to control your kids. This includes a thorough whitewash of any historical references we don't like.
9. We promise to groom your kids to be just like us.
10. We promise to restructure the teachings of Jesus to suit our needs.

[housecat]

14. and if we don't like your vote, we csn just toss it

[Hermit-The-Prog]

18. Those should be added to the OP.

[nowforever]

13. The GOP pledge

I love me...I love me... I really love me me me....I hate you

[Ohio Joe]

16. You forgot their health care plan...

‘Let them die’