So, I'm at the local market and the MAGAt across the street is whining....

[634-5789]

....about the demise of the Orange Moron. Please keep in mind that she's the MAGAt who bought and displayed a trump 2024 banner and put it in her front lawn until the City made her remove it. That was in April. Then Roe came along and here's another 5 signs about life beginning at conception, and those smaller signs disappeared. No clue, but she was livid.

ANYWAY, today she's wearing her 'tRump is my president' made in China shirt, and ranting at the 19 year old kid ringing up her groceries, and then she made a fatal mistake: Looked right at me during her rant and said "You know that Biden set this all up and that when tRump gets reelected he will throw Biden and Pelosi in prison!" And I calmly told her, " Obviously, this is God's will." I heard a laugh somewhere off in the distance, and she turned as red as her sad little MAGAt shirt. Took her about 30 seconds to get out of the store.

Been a pretty good day.

[dchill]

1. Show them no mercy!

Well done!

[MLAA]

2. Well done!

[BlackSkimmer]

3. Dayum, none of this exciting stuff happens when I go grocery shopping.

Very cool story though.

[634-5789]

12. I'll trade places with you.

She makes the neighborhood a living hell.

[XanaDUer2]

13. My trips are dull

Sometimes I pack my own bags. That's as exciting as it gets

[Raine]

21. Same here

I never have adventures like that that give me a story to tell.

[True Blue American]

40. You need to go with me!

My last grocery trip was to Aldi’s where a woman had 3 seperate orders using her stupid phone. It was clear she did not know what she was doing. Then started berating a middle aged clerk, she went on and on holding up the line. the poor clerk was flustered.

She looked at me mouthed it was my fault. I said loud enough so the customer could hear,” No, it wasn’t your fault, you guys work too hard to have to put up with that.!” I heard laughter and cheers. When I left the store 3 women waved goodbye and were laughing.

I have been on the other side and am bad to stand up.

[AllaN01Bear]

43. i always say thank you to them if one isnt too busy.

youre right . they shouldnt have to put up with the nonsense .

[mgardener]

4. Bravo!

[RussBLib]

5. I don't get it.

If it's God's will that Trump gets back in the WH and puts Biden and Pelosi in jail, why would she not like that?

I must be slow today ...

[634-5789]

7. She believes tRump is 'the chosen one'. She's a GREAT Bible thumper.

[Lonestarblue]

9. It's God's will that the FBI seize boxes of stolen documents from Trump's residence!

[plimsoll]

10. To quote Buzz Lightyear

"You're mocking me."

[vlyons]

17. God's will that the FBI raided his place

nt

[True Blue American]

41. No, the woman was. He clipped her wings.:)

[LiberalFighter]

6. Nice

[Ziggysmom]

8. I have a magat neighbor like that, ranting about the FBI. I had to remind him that the

current FBI director is tRumpys pick Christopher Wray, who took over in 2017, after the firing of former Director James Comey!

[keithbvadu2]

11. "made in China shirt, " with a false 'made in America' MAGA label on it?

"made in China shirt, " with a false 'made in America' MAGA label on it?

[Pepsidog]

14. The "God's will" should shut them right up.

[Joinfortmill]

15. 👍

[vlyons]

16. Thanks for sharing

made me smile

[Arkansas Granny]

18. A perfect response.

[gratuitous]

19. Might as well make some book

"He will throw Biden and Pelosi in prison!"

When?

Name a date.

I'll bet you a thousand dollars. Name a date.

I'm writing it down now, "Your hero will get re-elected and throw President Joe Biden and Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi in prison." Name a date, and sign here. Whaddya say? Can you use an extra grand? I know I could!

Name a date. Let's put some money where your mouth is.

[Lasher]

25. Never make a bet with a MAGAt.

They will welsh every time.

[gratuitous]

26. Of course they will

Which means (if you must live in proximity to them) that you can use that to your advantage forever.

[Demovictory9]

20. Lol 😀

[Evolve Dammit]

22. nicely done!

[Cha]

23. Stupid people Pissed me Off! Good

on ya, 634!

Focus!
Please Fight to Save Our Democracy💙 in 2022 & 2024!

[Oldtimeralso]

38. I Think That The People Need To Be Aware.

Of the monkey pox pandemic when in the presence of trumpanziees, avoid at all costs, as decontamination is not possible. Remember "how he likes the lowly educated". It is not possible to reprogram the one brain cell individuals.

[greatauntoftriplets]

27. That's beautiful!

Maybe she'll move.

[Lotusflower70]

28. Omfg

I needed that. Way too many of those down the rabbit hole and on the ledge people for me. I just can't with that ridiculousness. Thanks for taking one for the team.

[BaronChocula]

29. Poor poor pitiful pig

[grantcart]

30. Tell her that the FEMA detention camps are coming along under budget

and under deadline and that her name is on the list.

[roamer65]

31. FEMA "re-education" camps.

[Permanut]

32. Nicely done..

My wife and I are spiritual but not particularly religious. She does say, however, in circumstances like you describe, "I'll pray for you".

Seems to puzzle them.

[Layzeebeaver]

33. That is the most beautiful and effective take down

We should all remember to use that whenever we are confronted with the insanity present in folks who have drunk that Cool-aid.

[Norbert]

34. Good for you

MAGATs around me do the same and are shocked if anyone disagrees as if they believe no one likes Biden. Wait til Bidens approval rating bumps up 10-15% points.

[Maine Abu El Banat]

35. Your my hero

You don't have to stand there screaming at them to do the most damage.

[RocRizzo55]

36. Great takedown n.t.

[Vinca]

37. What a perfect response!

[RAB910]

39. That was awesome!!!!

well done!

[AllaN01Bear]

42. i love the little laugh in the distance .

when cornered they come out swinging. this time with feet meep meep.

[AllaN01Bear]

44. dnt ya know rules are for little people . !!!

[IronLionZion]

45. That's why I like to live in blue cities

These people keep wishing all sorts of punishment on people they don't like. Then they get sorely disappointed when it backfires on them. They were the ones chanting "lock her up" without knowing what Hillary's crimes even were. Something about emails or Benghazi. But Trump having classified documents at his house doesn't seem like a problem?

[geardaddy]

46. Way to hit her where she lives!