Trump confessing more details....let's translate

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

Okay.... He's admitting he had boxes of documents he failed to turn over.

[LakeArenal]

1. No Don, you are going to jail...THEN...to hell.

PS Why ya pleadin’ the 5th , Jumbo? Hillary lasted 11 hours straight and answered every questions? She must be tougher than you. Tougher and honest.

You baby. 👶

[TheBlackAdder]

20. This is the LockPickingLawyer and I can open that Master lock in less than 5 seconds. . .

[dchill]

2. Is confession good for the soul - even if you don't have one?

[Nevilledog]

4. Alas, having a soul, I cannot answer that.

[Brainfodder]

3. Please proceed attacking the process and avoiding reasonable actions altogether, sir.

By all means toss all associates under the bus on your way out, and your new jewelry, wardrobe, and accommodations await!

BUT.....

BEST OF ALL:

PERP WALK BABY!

[electric_blue68]

13. Oooo, having just been reading a tribute to the B-52's here on DU...

and listing "Love Shack" as a fave...

The Love (Gak) Shack chorus for Donny....

"Prep Walk, Baby, Prep Walk,
Prep Walk, Baby, Prep Walk.
Prep Walk, Baby, Perp Walk,
Perp Walk, DOJ, Pleeeeeze..."*



*Tip O' Hat to Coventina who OP'dThe B-52 thread. 😁👍

[grumpyduck]

5. Donny, you fucking shithead moron asshole.

You're a politician. Everything you and your sorry-ass minions did, and still do, is politics.

Who the fuck do you think you're fooling?

[Raven123]

6. I can't wait until the real story comes out

[soldierant]

19. Better make thhat "stories."

No matter how much comes out, there always seems to be more.

[Mr.Bill]

7. No one should be tricked into believing a single word he says.

If you do, you haven't been paying attention for the last six years (at least).

[FakeNoose]

8. He says "early June" - but was it 2021 or 2022?

When did the FBI actually contact him and come to his home?

Also why didn't they take everything THEN?

[Meadowoak]

10. It's bullshit. They would have taken everything then. They

Wouldn't just say oh just leave 27 cases of top secret documents there, just install a lock. Give me a break.

[Aussie105]

9. I wonder why he took those documents in the first place.

Reminder trophies of his great days in the White House, or evidence to crimes committed while in office?

Either way, they don't belong to Trump the private citizen, and I'm sure enquiring eyes will give them a good lookover.

But it's not politics, and the country isn't going to hell.
It's doing a U-turn.

[Meadowoak]

11. To sell to the highest bidder.

[DENVERPOPS]

21. Exactly

Provide his retirement income for years to come, selling intel to highest foreign government bidder.

And Ivanka and Jared probably have tons more for their future incomes...........

I doubt we will ever know how much U.S. Intel was sold to some foreign government these past years and all the payment money is in some off shore account somewhere..........

[machoneman]

15. I think a lot of those docs had less to do with top secret stuff than e-mails, texts, burner phone

stuff that he could use to 1.) protect himself 2.) use against others, all Republicans btw, for literally blackmail purposes.

Sure, maybe some stuff that he'd sell to the Arabs, Russia, whatever, But in the main he's all about revenge and retribution. Hence, lots of dirt on McCarthy, McTurtle, Gaetz, MTG, Manafort, all former Chiefs of Staff, "his" generals and ANYBODY he thinks wronged him. Whew, quite a list.

[usonian]

12. My goodness, he took the bait.

Unlocked, auctioned, all spotted by that Nest thermostat.

[SheltieLover]

14. Incredible they just can't stfu.

Weird.

[gab13by13]

16. Hey Trump,

you fuck with the bull, you get the horns. Suck it up snowflake.

[Aviation Pro]

17. Go fuck yourself, Bloated Tick

And future convict.

[Aviation Pro]

18. Merde - a - Lardo is not a SCIF

And it would take more than a lock to make it one.

Again, another fucking lie from the human king of liars.

(Just wait until he meets the true king of liars as multiple pineapples with barbs are shoved up his colon).

[Firestorm49]

22. What a dope.

[mn9driver]

23. A preemptive lie: he now has his story out first. Classic malignant narcissist.

It doesn’t matter that the lie is absurd—it puts the blame on the FBI and not on him and he got it out first and that is all that matters to him.

This preemptive ridiculous bullshit strategy has always worked for him before. I don’t think it is going to work this time.

[Farmer-Rick]

24. What really happened......in TFG's voice

After stealing some very pricey secret papers from the junky White House and the American people, someone ratted me out to the DOJ and FBI in early June.

I told them I put a lock on the wet basement door and even showed them some pictures I got off the internet. Then after talking to them for months they did what they said they would do and took all the papers I was about to sell.

Damn it, I want that money. Give me back my stolen loot or I'll start a civil war.

[intheflow]

25. We knew he had boxes he hadn't yet turned over.

That's why he had the lock on the door. Agents asked him to lock them up better. There are many lies in this post, but it doesn't reveal anything new.