It's a house. No, it's a resort. No, it's a hotel. No it's a club.

[IggleDuer]

Nah, it’s a crime scene.

[Meadowoak]

1. No, it's a storage unit for classified government documents.

Maybe he can write off all the expenses at mar-a_slobo.

[NameAlreadyTaken]

2. No, it's a floor polish. No, it's a dessert topping.

[PCIntern]

12. Yes!

Going to post that but you beat me to it!

👍😁

[Maeve]

13. Shimmer!

[Wounded Bear]

3. Mar-a-lago...

[dchill]

4. No, it's a laxative. No, it's a skin condition!

[Caliman73]

5. Now, it is also a cemetary.

for tax purposes at least. The sick bastard buried the remains of his ex-wife at a golf course/country club so that he can get a tax exemption by claiming to be a cemetary.

[A HERETIC I AM]

15. Two different properties in two different states.

I think the OP is alluding to Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, FL.

Ivanka Trump is buried at Bedminster Golf Club in New Jersey.

[Caliman73]

16. My bad.

I thought he buried her at MAL.

[Salviati]

6. How long before he tries to claim it's a church?

[Initech]

7. I'm surprised he hasn't tried that already!

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. The way he has it set up is better than a church.

The "parishioners" pay to be there like a church, but he can live there and take a deduction because he is an employee.

The whole thing with him calling it his "home" is such bullshit anyway. His 1993 agreement with the city states he wouldn't live there for more than 7 days in a row and 21 days a year, but he does his usual bullshittery and claims he is an employee of the place, thus gets to "live" there.

His grift and dodging of the law knows no end.

Apparently the question came up before the city council and it seems they just decided to not fight him on it, despite complaints from his neighbors.

https://www.palmbeachdailynews.com/story/news/2021/05/07/trump-maralago-florida-employee/4944038001/

[kentuck]

8. Cult Leaders have "compounds"...

It will forever be known as the scene of the crime.

[hurl]

9. Renowned bedbug sanctuary

[gratuitous]

10. No, it's an office

And you and I are paying the rent for it. And a few other things, as well. Isn't that nice?

[IggleDuer]

11. I thought I read sometime before that the government ...

... Pays for a former president's office.