No need to fingerprint Mara Lago documents

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Dunky Shines @DunkAsASkunk 18h
They don't need to fingerprint all the documents. If there's crayon on them, it's Eric. If there's makeup, it's Ivanka. If there's coke, it's Don Jr.

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If there's hair dye on them, or ketchup...

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[C_U_L8R]

1. Scotch - Giuliani. Rotgut - Bannon.

And you know who if there are ketchup edges and mcFry oil stains

[Irish_Dem]

2. Couture designer fabric threads costing a small fortune......

[milestogo]

3. If its ketchup, its the traitor in chief.

[LudwigPastorius]

4. If they smell like BO, it's Steve Bannon.

If they have expensive grooming products on them, it's Roger Stone.

If they have swastikas doodled in the margins, it's Stephen Miller.

If they have jizz stains, it's Rudy Giuliani.

If they have borscht spilled on them, It's Paul Manafort.

If they have a smushed fly on them, it's Mike Pence.

[Nevilledog]

5. First fingerprint recovered

Actually, it'll hurt Trump more when his fingerprints aren't found on the documents. Kinda ruins the "I was just taking work home" defense.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

7. Slobber foam? Pic-A-rePuke.