Excuse # 3: The Movers Did It

[BlueGreenLady]

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[Sanity Claws]

1. Those eyes!

He looks frightened, cornered.

[BlueGreenLady]

2. I thought the same.

He’s desperate to get the lie out there.

[Buns_of_Fire]

3. That was the first thing I noticed (how could I not?).

The tentacles of justice are drawing closer, closer...

[Maraya1969]

18. It's a sign of sociopathy. They showed Elizabeth Holmes doing the same thing

Elizabeth Holmes was the one who owned Theranos and bilked people out of few billion dollars.

Straight from Google.

"Recognizing these behaviors can allow you to identify a sociopath. Sociopaths are known to have intense stares and rarely blink while holding eye contacts with others. The next time you meet someone, do not be quick to judge this as flattery or chemistry."

[crickets]

20. Yep. That level of "deer in the headlights" is disturbing. nt

[C_U_L8R]

4. Refusing to return them was illegal too.

The real question is, Patel, why are you trying to cover-up these crimes?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

5. Kash Patel is an idiot

[kentuck]

6. Kash Patel reminds me of this guy.

[BlueGreenLady]

8. Love it.

👏🏻😂

[BlueGreenLady]

7. The next tRump excuse will be

He was just taking documents to build his Presidential Library at Mar-a-lago. Obama did it.

[peggysue2]

12. They've already tried that one

It immediately bombed out with a note from the National Archives that President Obama followed the protocol to the letter.

They got nothing but lies and fantasy.

[Midnight Writer]

19. Done already. They also used the one where Trump needed them to write his memoirs.

And the one where Trump took them to keep these secrets safe from Deep State operatives who would use them to destroy America.

[Buns_of_Fire]

9. At least we won't be subjected to "the dog ate them."

Although he hasn't yet tried "they followed me home. Can I keep them?".

Maybe they were stuck to the bottom of his shoe and he never noticed.

[Walleye]

10. He was being evicted. Should've just thrown the keys on the desk and left everything where it was

[onecaliberal]

11. We will see when fingerprints are identified. I am betting the FBI already knows.

[peggysue2]

13. They really need to try harder. LOL

The Administration has already noted that the Government has nothing to do with moving a former occupant out of the White House.

Try again, sucker.

Here, I'll give you a hint: You're all a bunch of treason weasels and there's no way to wriggle out of the mountain of shit coming for you.

Enjoy the ride!

[peggysue2]

14. Btw, what's going on with this guy's eyes

Or does everyone eventually develop Michelle Bachmann eyes after drinking the crazy juice?

[Kid Berwyn]

15. Ka$h Patel

An official cash cow of Devin Nunes.

[BlueGreenLady]

16. Scroll down for Colombo's "Just one more thing"

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[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

17. The frank burns excuse...

...it's either God's will or someone else's fault.

Only 2 uses for 45:
Bad example
Delivering port-a-potties