Wanna bet Trump does not return to MAL? It is now poisoned for him.

[Raven]

[Ocelot II]

1. Where else is he going to go when it gets too cold in New Jersey to play golf?

[Raven]

4. He could move in with his daughter and son-in-law. :-)

[speak easy]

5. He could move in with his daughter

and kick out his son-in-law.

[Raven]

8. Melania will kick them all out!

[IrishAfricanAmerican]

14. He'll have to get used to the cold...

for when he makes his break to Moscow.

[Thomas Hurt]

2. He could go back and overthrow DeSantis...he tried that shit once after all.

[kacekwl]

3. Be nice

if he was locked up and couldn't go back.

[Omnipresent]

6. Jail's the place he ought to be!

[sanatanadharma]

11. Sung to the tune from "Green Acres" TV song

TV: "New York's where I want to stay..."

Reality: "Jail's the place he ought to be!... He'll get used to smelling pee..."

[Omnipresent]

15. Close...

‘The Beverly Hillbillies’ theme song.

[Just A Box Of Rain]

7. Dubai?

[brooklynite]

9. Of course he will...

Bedminster and Trump Tower don't give him the fan adulation he gets in Florida.

[The Third Doctor]

10. I bet he

Has a mansion ready for him in Russia.

[Blue Owl]

12. Stick a giant Mr. Yuck sticker on that place

[kentuck]

13. He's probably already got a Russian buyer ready to take it off his hands...

....and launder a few million in the process.

[librechik]

16. He's not that sensitive. He'll try to turn it into the 51st State.