I'm going to buy a copy of Jared Kushner's book.

[Mr.Bill]

You know, in case there's another toilet paper shortage.

[PJMcK]

1. Wait a couple of weeks

It'll be in the discount bin and as a bonus, Kushner won't get a royalty on a discounted sale.

[LisaM]

3. Wait till it shows up used.

Shouldn't take long.

[mercuryblues]

7. eew

who wants used toilet paper.

[LisaM]

8. Har har

You got me, good one!!

[calimary]

6. Ooooh, good to know.

Nevertheless, I wouldn’t have such an abomination in my house, to begin with.

[catbyte]

2. I'd wait until it's in the $.25 bin at Dollar Tree.

Unless it's there already.

[TheBlackAdder]

4. Wait a few weeks, they'll be at Ollies for $3.99.

[kskiska]

19. Ollie's currently has MyPillows at the bargain price of $16.99

[dameatball]

5. It just occurred to me that I will probably never meet anyone who actually bought, let alone

read, his crappy book. That even includes my Trumpy neighbors, my Trumpy brother and my Trumpy soon to be ex-inlaws. That's kind of a happy thought I wasn't expecting.

[True Blue American]

9. And just think

You will be free,too! Never have to listen to that carp again!

[dameatball]

10. Seems like the sun just got a little brighter.

[True Blue American]

11. Smile!

[Chainfire]

12. Better yet, as Abbie Hoffman told us, "Steal This Book!"

[Mr.Bill]

13. I remember when Abbie wrote that book

and stores told the publisher they would not stock it. They changed the name to Revolution For The Hell Of It. I bought it back then and read it when I was in high school.

[Retrograde]

14. Book paper is usually bad for the plumbing

If you have a shredder, though, it will make decent mulch - and it's compostable.

[Mr.Bill]

15. Maybe I'll get a pet rat.

They love that stuff.

[Turbineguy]

16. Does it have family pictures?

Pictures work well.

[rurallib]

17. Most of us buy toilet paper without the shit already on it

[Mr.Bill]

18. Good one! n/t

[kskiska]

20. It's at the public library - read it for free.

I've read all the books I've needed to and never spent a nickel.