Dershowitz is sad because how unfair people have been to him after he defended Trump

[LetMyPeopleVote]

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[Haggard Celine]

1. That's too bad, Douchowitz.

When you decide to shill for Satan, you takes your chances.

[Solly Mack]

2. Poor dear. So put upon.

[Jade Fox]

3. On yeah, it's all about you Dersh.......nt

[SoCalDavidS]

4. Piece Of Shit Defended OJ Also

I still haven't forgotten that.

[DET]

5. Cry Me A River

You’d think that Dershowitz could afford to fix his teeth given his association with the elite society that he thinks he is a part of.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

6. But he kept his underwear on

[dem4decades]

10. Are you sure, did the camera pan down? Oh, you mean with the girl?

[William Seger]

7. He will always smell of Trump's ass

... just like all the other enablers.

[Mike Nelson]

8. Ha-ha!

... what a clown!

[Skittles]

9. whatever they have on Dershowitz must be very bad INDEED

[tanyev]

11. Trump didn't pay you either, huh?

[Jarqui]

12. Poor Alan

They don't have Epstein anymore to provide young girls

so unfair.

[Hortensis]

13. "the best lawyers ... 'we just don't want to be treated the way Dershowitz was"

Thanks for the chuckle, LMPV.

Here's another: The title of his new (50th!) book out in July:

The Price of Principle: Why Integrity Is Worth the Consequences



Sounds like he's having trouble reconciling that last standard with reality. It is genuinely sad that he does understand liberal principles so well but has gone so wrong in his life.

[MissMillie]

14. I'm guessing his sadness is more about not being paid

Being shunned probably wouldn't be that big of a deal for him if he had been appropriately compensated.

[Scrivener7]

15. And Von Bulow. And Epstein. Seems to be a pattern.

But he keeps his underwear on when children are forced to sexually service him.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

16. Neither thoughts nor prayers for Dershowitz

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[Midnight Writer]

17. I feel for him. People began avoiding me when I started rolling in pig dung.

[lame54]

18. They want to get paid, fool

[inthewind21]

19. Boo Hoo

[sakabatou]

20. Someone call the waaaahmbulence!

[yellowcanine]

21. Hey Dershy! A massage will make you feel better.

Go for it. But leave your underwear on, for GAWD'S sake!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. No, Alan Dershowitz....you're a pedophile and a liar. That's why nobody likes you.

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