omg; look at this hideous photo! tiedrich cracks me up: "master race? more like ..."

[orleans]

Link to tweet

on edit:

[Deuxcents]

1. He doesn't look too good..

[2naSalit]

13. 80 is creeping up on him.

The best thing will be when he croaks.

[Justice matters.]

44. Sleepless nights aplenty.

[Gaugamela]

2. Tweedledum and Tweedledee

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

39. Tweedledum and Tweedledumber

[Duppers]

53. ....👍

😂😂

[The Unmitigated Gall]

3. Geriatric infant.

[RainCaster]

4. Where did the ORANGE go?

How will he look in an orange jumpsuit?

Righteous! I say.

[Beakybird]

5. OMG, is that real? He looks like he's got one foot in the grave.

[evolves]

24. We can dream

[Submariner]

27. Don't tease like that

It’s not nice to play with peoples fee fees.

[Beakybird]

28. lol

[COL Mustard]

29. As the crew coach says.....

Stroke

Stroke

Stroke

Stroke

[Blue Owl]

6. Do I see *gasp* Dijon mustard on that table? What an elitist!!!

[Kid Berwyn]

12. Note the small bottle of hand sanitizer.

Doesn’t use much, in any event.

ETA: No one sits with their back to the door.

[TheBlackAdder]

41. Republicans busted Obama for asking about that for years, instead of that lame-assed yellow crap.

.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/at-this-point-in-presidency-obamas-biggest-scandal-was-using-dijon-mustard_n_593c0450e4b0b13f2c6af2f1

.

[3catwoman3]

45. As does President Obama, we like dijon mustard as our house, and...

...arugula, too. One of our 2 cats even likes arugula - such an elitist!

[jcgoldie]

7. I am conflicted

...as to whether the world would be a significantly better place if he just up and died. I fear the hateful maga movement would just find another outlet. But I'm very excited about the prospects of finding out and the sooner the better!

[WinstonSmith4740]

22. It'll take a little while.

But I really think we'll be better off eventually. His minions will kick up shit for a while, but they won't be able to replace him. I don't understand it even a little bit, but for a whole bunch of people, he's got some kind of charisma, I guess. That weird cult leader quality is just not there in any of the possible replacements for him. Certainly not DeSantis.

So the MAGAts will scream and blame us for his death, because we were so mean to him. But they just won't be able to replace him, and without that unifying, controlling voice, they'll just fall apart and slink back into their caves to await a new leader. I say this time we cement the damn caves shut.

[COL Mustard]

30. Personally, I wiil be glad

When the day comes that I never have to see that face or hear about him again.

[Sneederbunk]

8. Looka like Don,Jr. put on a little weight.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

9. Let's go Bra Don...

[magicarpet]

25. Shouldn't trDUMP at least have a training bra ?

Man boobs flopping to and fro.

[A HERETIC I AM]

10. Good lord.

[Deuxcents]

14. O, great! I'll never get any sleep after seeing this horror shot

[global1]

20. Wow!!! There's Three Pics In This Thread That MSM Needs To Use When They Mention TFG.....

These pics are un-retouched and the real DJT as he looks now.

I really get upset whenever his name is mentioned on the cable news shows and even on the late night network shows (Fallon, Cobert, Kimmel, Cordon, Meyers) they show his picture. We all know what the guy looks like. They don't have to keep on reminding us.

But the pics in this thread - I like to see them use. This is the real DJT.

[3Hotdogs]

33. He looks worse than I feel.

[global1]

35. They Should Start Using These Pics And Keep Commenting On How Bad He Looks....

that would really put him over the edge.

[electric_blue68]

32. Good Lord! Shouldn't this have a 🚨WARNING Sign?!🚨 GAK!

😫


pheeeew

[Disaffected]

47. Good grief, even Trump doesn't look that bad.

Does he?? Just as twisted outside as in.

The caption is dead on BTW.

[yonder]

11. What's that on his plate? A portable hard drive or three?

[orleans]

16. maybe but i keep looking at the guy sitting next to him. isn't that moe from 3 stooges?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

38. Reminds me of the thug in Doonesbury that is tRump's companion

on edit:

Apparently his name is Mr. Bmzklfrpz.

Trff Bmzklfrpz – Former President-for-Life of the fictional Republic of Berzerkistan. ... Uncle and Earl Duke acted as his advisors, and after he was airlifted out of Berzerkistan he moved himself into Duke's home.

[yonder]

54. Yeah Moe after Moe ate Larry and Curly.

[Faux pas]

15. Kickety Kickin'

[calimary]

17. Whatever that is on his head looks like what you use to scour the pots & pans.

[DET]

18. Looks Familiar

Who’s the Neanderthal on his left?

[BootinUp]

19. o.k. I recced it.

[Demobrat]

21. No way is that his actual hair color.

That’s WITH a tint and blowout.

[Upthevibe]

23. Kick. N/T

[Quixote1818]

26. If he could just have a stroke bad enough to lose his ability to speak.

Is this too little to ask for?

[BigmanPigman]

31. I want to see him croak on live TV.

[NJCher]

36. I want to see him facing a firing squad

Eom

[Maru Kitteh]

49. I really, really like how you think there. So many terrible things are

Beyond our control, all we can do is sit and watch them happen . . . So why can’t we get just one AWESOME thing? You know, to pay us all back for everything we’ve been put through. And by “all” of us I mean living things on Earth.

[AverageOldGuy]

34. I'm a year older than Trump

Not to brag, but -- I'm a year older than Trump -- my statistics are:

-- Age: 77 (78 in December 2022)
-- Height: 6' 1"
-- Weight: 190
-- Blood pressure: 120/70
-- Resting heart rate: 48-50
-- PSA: 3.3
-- One-arm Curl: 35 lbs
-- Bench press: 150 lbs
-- Pushups: 50
-- Medications: Bombay Sapphire; Jack Daniels Special Reserve; Laphroaig; Glenfiddich; Aberlour


As for Trump, that boy ain't looking good. Run in 2024? Nogoddamway -- that boy will be 6 feet under by then.

[rubbersole]

40. Tasty medication AOG!

[kimbutgar]

37. Is the guy next to him his Russian handler?

Making sure he stays in line?

[Bernardo de La Paz]

46. Trrf Bmzklfrpz

ref. Doonesbury, post #38 above.

[yonder]

55. Trff? Trrf from one of the Stans?

Same name as a Palin spawn.

[alphafemale]

50. My thought was that Russell Crowe has just given up.

Eff it.

I like doughnuts.

[Laffy Kat]

42. Hmmm. It looks like he hasn't been sleeping well.

For some reason.

[KentuckyWoman]

43. I will give him credit.

He is a little younger than me but not a lot. I am unsure I would look much better after a few hours in the Florida heat.... and he's doing it hauling an extra 100 pounds at least. I am impressed he is even vertical.

[Maru Kitteh]

51. He can impress me with his breathtaking diving skills

Specifically, turf diving. The six-foot competition.

[KentuckyWoman]

56. Well

wifey #1 does look a little lonely out there in the weeds.

[vlyons]

48. He ain't that pretty boy on the cover of Time anymore

Welcome to old age, Donny. I'm 75, and I can tell you first hand that getting old really sucks.

[Brainfodder]

52. This guy even has to up stage the bingo caller by sitting next to him?