Dr. Oz said "the male organ" is "the dipstick of health."

[Nevilledog]

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Keep your fucking "dipstick of health" outta my face.

[Ocelot II]

1. And Oz is just a dipstick.

[Deuxcents]

4. 👍

[lastlib]

15. I was going to say he was the dipstick of mental illness......

[Doc Sportello]

2. Look out Herschel

Ozzie is giving you a run for the money in the crazy sweepstakes race.

[Javaman]

3. And he's the dipshit of doctors nt

[Docreed2003]

5. I mean, he's not wrong

For men, if you're having issues with ED it can be symptomatic of other issues.

[dweller]

6. When daddy

smells like burnt motor oil …





✌🏻

[Backseat Driver]

14. He's likely got the dashboard "check engine" light, overheated, and

blew a gasket. Just stop, turn it off, and call the tow truck, man!

[magicarpet]

7. Thanks doc,...

... I drive a Tesla.

Keep your mitts off my dipstick.

[Blue Owl]

8. Brett Kavanaugh over there is just waving his dipstick of health

[OAITW r.2.0]

9. I think OZ is down a quart. nt

[TheBlackAdder]

10. He also asked, "What's better, Roses on my Piano or Tulips on my Organ?"

[Nevilledog]

16. *snort*

[purr-rat beauty]

11. I'm dipping it...

....because it's that kind of party

silly Beastie Boys thing, not really inappropriate, just stupid silly

[Walleye]

12. It takes one to know one. So many dipsticks

[icymist]

13. What a fucking dickhead...

... what a fucking dipstickhead.

[Demsrule86]

17. Clearly the man is missing several screws...and is at heart and evil guy. The thing he said

about incest...chills my bones. his daughters didn't want to have sex with him because of the way he smelled? Sorry for anyone that just puked on their keyboard.

[BlueIdaho]

18. I've got a pair of hedge trimmers

If he wants to point his in this direction.

[Maeve]

19. Bless his heart ..thinks he's clever

Thinks he's a wit and only half right...

[Brainfodder]

20. The porn parodies writing themselves on this one!

[dalton99a]

21. Keep talking

[UTUSN]

22. Said a dipshit