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Look, I know we dont like the guy, but I dont know why we should care if he wants a special masturbator.
With those tiny hands and a deformed prick, it has to be a challenge for him.
Maybe if he got a special masturbator, then hed be happier and just go away.
intrepidity
(7,331 posts)Faux pas
(14,689 posts)still miss her.
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magicarpet
(14,160 posts)Don't get his baby batter any where near any lady parts. We can do very nicely without any more of his monster poltergeist children.
Thank You Very Much.
CentralMass
(15,265 posts)BootinUp
(47,179 posts)leftieNanner
(15,138 posts)But that's a picture of Emily Litella.
edbermac
(15,943 posts)BootinUp
(47,179 posts)leftieNanner
(15,138 posts)"Never mind."
Abolishinist
(1,304 posts)but I can imagine that in my single years I would have LOVED being referred to as a 'Special Master', it just has a special ring to it, don't you think?
Historic NY
(37,452 posts)Wrestlefire769
(84 posts)He doesn't have several?
(And those are the ones who would consent!!!)
I'd add MTG to the list, but that face would cause it to fall off!
Midnight Writer
(21,786 posts)Effete Snob
(8,387 posts)Is this just president, or are you thinking of including governors? Mayors? Chair of the homeowners association?
Vinca
(50,301 posts)and Kevin McCarthy and ever faithful Lindsay and so on and so on and so on.
Ilsa
(61,697 posts)fellate TFG's micropenis is quite long. Doesn't appear to improve his state of mind.
librechik
(30,676 posts)not Roseann Rosanadanna, which was basically the same character with a Brooklyn accent and gum.
I so identify with Emily now that I am old and ding-ey.
Thanks for this, Snob!
Effete Snob
(8,387 posts)And you could tell that a lot of her art was drawn from real life.