The Ukrainian Army is returning a gift.

[Arkansas Granny]

Link to tweet

?t=m1ILj168zldW-Va0DHvuiQ&s=19

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. By return, I think they mean it won't be going back in their original packaging.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

2. It will be an express shipment.

[Irish_Dem]

4. Yep I don't think its is going to be like an Amazon return.

[lpbk2713]

7. Delivery will be expedited.

..

[thenelm1]

16. Special delivery with a hidden detonator? n/t

[soldierant]

17. Nor in their original condition.

[Warpy]

24. Well, of course it will, Ukrainians are Klassy

It will be in mint condition right up to the second it explodes behind Russian lines, preferably hitting another pile of shells and ammo.

[COL Mustard]

26. Or another Corps HQ

Or some such.

[doc03]

3. Russian certainly deserves that gift

[Archae]

5. They'll sure get a bang out of it...

[Disaffected]

6. And it will be delivered air express

with guaranteed no in-transit delays. COD charges will be rapidly extracted at the delivery destination.

[PortTack]

8. Returned along with their tanks...go home orcs while you still can

[niyad]

9. Slava Ukraini!

[Deuxcents]

10. That is some haul..

I’m thinking of the death n destruction of all these. And for what? Thankfully, they’re in 🇺🇦

[MLAA]

11. Wow.

[erronis]

12. I hope the return packages are better targeted than UPS/Fedex/USPS deliveries.

No knocks on our domestic deliver services!!! It's hard work and the bosses make it impossible.

Still, if Ukraine wants to return these items to their proper owners, make sure to find Vlad's current whereabouts. I understand he's a slippery devil - doesn't like to be pinned down. Sort of like a drug dealer who orders stuff to be delivered to someone else's front porch so he can seize it later.

[blue-wave]

13. Well, this calls for

a celebration. I have been looking for this and found it just today. The pic is of Ukrainian made Khortytsia Ice Vodka. Produced in the Zaporizhzhia Oblast (state) and named after Khortytsia Island in the Dnipro River. Khortytsia Island was the headquarters if you will, of the Zaporizhzhian Cossacks years ago. Just one shot, well OK.....maybe two. Slava Ukraini!!

[lastlib]

18. I think it calls for a few, um, "rounds" on the house.........

A gift that keeps on giving........

[OAITW r.2.0]

21. Short Russia, go Long on U-OK? Vodka!

[Raine]

14. GLORY to UKRAINE!!! 👍 nt

[gademocrat7]

15. Slava Ukraini!💙🇺🇦💙🇺🇦

[orangecrush]

19. Ukraine is fighting our battle with Putin

With guns and guts.

We are fighting him here with ballots, lawyers and contributions.

We owe Ukraine big time.

GLORY TO THE HEROES!

[OAITW r.2.0]

20. Our Defense dollars at work.

And I am totally OK with this. Democracy in action.

[wnylib]

27. +1000

[DFW]

22. Just in case some don't work as intended (they are, after all, Russian-made)

Have a little note engraved on each one:

"Дорогие товарищи, вы что-тo забыли у нас" Dear comrades, you forgot something with us.

[mucifer]

23. Ammo was one thing they were saying they were in

Desperate need of.
This is great !

[Marcuse]

25. Nt

[NCDEM4EVR]

28. BOOM!!!!!

[SleeplessinSoCal]

29. Ukraine's collective sense of humor is a God send.

In this America, that TFG nearly destroyed, we need heroes with wit.

[Brainfodder]

30. Return to Sender, with love and maybe dip the tip?

THE DELUXE treatment just for you Vlad!

Pike Putin, and I will sing "I'm A Believer"!

Seriously, Putin OOB and TFG in the same year?

Just the concept has me aroused.