I watched the Queen's funeral all night

except for when I fell asleep at the end and missed her actual internment. The stamina of the marchers was impressive.

My mind kept making inappropriate jokes. I couldn't stop myself. I guess it was an inverse grief reaction, although I don't feel what England obviously felt. Condolences to all of England. Thank you for allowing the world to participate.

But, here's an American funeral plan you might enjoy, from one of my favorite singers: