Motherfucker thinks by playing the crazy card he can skate from his legal woes

[Aviation Pro]

Motherfucker is wrong, roll the 'stable genius' tape.

And the motherfucking media better stop playing this shit up. Do your jobs, motherfuckers.

(Yeah, I'm really channeling Sam Jack this morning).

Insider warns Trump's serious cognitive problems revealed in Hannity interview

Former President Donald Trump appears to be suffering from cognitive impairment, a former top Trump Organization insider explained on CNN on Thursday evening.

On Wednesday evening, Trump told Fox News personality Sean Hannity he could declassify documents telepathically. Trump's claim was met with scorn and derision, described as "obscenely reckless," and disputed by GOP senators.

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

1. Donald "The Chin" Trump

Will he be walking around in a bathrobe like Vincent "the chin" Gigante?

[FlyingPiggy]

2. We've finally reached the crazy card. That says a lot about their defense.

Guessing the lawyer is having regrets right about now

[brewens]

7. That's what kills me. Big shot lawyers and big bankers love nothing in the world more

than big operators like Trump was supposed to be. If he had been anything close to what his followers are taught to pretend, he'd have the best legal minds in the country begging to defend him. Same with the banks.

[FlyingPiggy]

18. Exactly. And the fact that this 2 bit lawyer had to demand payment in advance also speaks volumes

To what we are dealing with. Smdh. How ANYONE can still defend & support this bullshit is pretty mind boggling.

[brewens]

20. If Trump wasn't so bad, it would be an opportunity for some hotshots to really make

names for themselves, even if he might be convicted. If they put on a good case and almost pulled it off, they would be in the big-time. Even guys dying for a break like that can't touch him because they know they can't work with him. He wouldn't even give them a chance.

[Ray Bruns]

3. Is it time for Trump to be wondering around in public wearing a bathrobe and mumbling to himself?

[FSogol]

5. and show up to court in a wheelchair or with a walker?

[Ray Bruns]

13. You know old stable genius will be playing up the pity card when he's indicated.

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. If I think really, really extra hard, will it eliminate him?

It's worth a try.

[NoMoreRepugs]

6. How did SeanInsanity react when the SlobFather made that claim??

[Aviation Pro]

8. Like the typical MAGA douche that he is

Rationalizing and supplicating and metaphorically bending over for his Bloated Tick.

[tetedur]

10. Sean went right along with him to bizarroville.

Sean pushed back on exactly nothing he said.

[jcgoldie]

16. like he did when Trump bizarrely suggested the FBI was searching Mar-A-Lago for Hillary's emails

"Did you have them??"

[doc03]

9. He has been playing the crazy card since he came down that escalator nt

[Ponietz]

11. Insanity is the only fact-based defense available

I’m willing to bet it’s raised. Hell, the American Medical Association might sign off on it. It certainly discredits MAGA.

[Mr. Ected]

12. I'd only believe it if Ronny Jackson signed off

He thinks Trump is the healthiest patient he ever had.

LOL!

[Ponietz]

15. Brainspurs is a serious condition

[live love laugh]

14. The declassify-by-thinking shtick was a trial balloon 🎈

He’s cornered now he is trying to play crazy.

[GenXer47]

23. I tried this trick

and ended up declassifying Victoria's Secret.

[chriscan64]

17. The crazy part is he's not "playing" crazy.

I think he believes that any paper-thin defense he comes up with will work. He is crazy whether he believes his own bullshit or not.

[maxsolomon]

19. the "Insider" is Michael Cohen

what's going on is that Trump's cornered and his bullshit won't work this time. The stress level is going up, and he's flailing, grasping at straws.

He's not cognitively impaired; he's a motherfucking malignant narcissist who's not smart enough to shut the fuck up.

[Paladin]

21. "Cognitive impairment." Such a charming way to put it.

Just to phrase it in a delightfully obvious fashion, trump is a drooling fucking lunatic. Has been for some time.

[LeftInTX]

22. Won't work legally

Seriously, it won't

Insanity won't work in this case.

[Ponietz]

24. True

But the cognitive decline will be a mitigating factor if it ever gets to sentencing.