What a day I accidentally used my wife's body wash in the shower.

[Duncanpup]

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And now I wanna boss everyone around and can’t make up my mind what I want to make for dinner.

[sprinkleeninow]

1. You need your own late nite variety/talk show!

[Treefrog]

21. Nope. That kind of humor went out 70 years ago.

It wouldn't even make it on the air today.

With good reason.

[sprinkleeninow]

23. I forgot to add: "I resemble that."

I ruled our roost.
Husband liked it that way.
He brought home the bacon and I ran the home show and directed traffic.
He liked that I had (moderate) aggressive capabilities.
Aggressiveness in a woman could be a turn-on.

If Imma in deep now, apologies.

[sprinkleeninow]

24. Some of his other material ain't so bad....

[MLAA]

2. Well, yeah. But you smell nice!

[h2ebits]

3. Downvote This is very sexist

[dembotoz]

5. correct

[ruet]

10. DUMB!

He's talking about HIS wife. Not women in general. JFC, this world sometimes.

[Beartracks]

22. That's what I was thinking. I don't know his wife.

I also don't know what's in that body wash.

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[Generic Brad]

12. We can downvote?

Since when did DU become Reddit?

[A HERETIC I AM]

25. You've been a member plenty long enough to remember "Unrec"

And the great Unrec wars back then!

That was a good time.

[LakeArenal]

14. Very.

[Elessar Zappa]

4. Lol!

[NewHendoLib]

6. Is this the 1950s?

[senseandsensibility]

7. Exactly.

I really think this would have been dated fifty years ago.

[NewHendoLib]

11. Buddy Hackett material

[Srkdqltr]

8. Did she tell you that you finally smelled good. About time?🤣🤣🤣🤣

[KentuckyWoman]

9. Give your wife yours

She'll turn into a recliner ranger who leaves all the work up to you and then whines to his friends about what a witch she married ....

Or ... not.

[senseandsensibility]

20. Good comeback

as long as this kind of "humor" is promoted here, yours is much funnier.

[GenThePerservering]

13. Needs to be said while drunk

and wearing a lampshade on his head.

[Treefrog]

15. Wow.

I actually just read this on DU.

[johnp3907]

17. Seriously. What is this crap?

[Treefrog]

18. I don't know.

Not funny and seems like a lounge post anyway.

[Celerity]

16. The 1950's called and wants its troglodytic humour back.

[Treefrog]

19. Haven't you said your wife is an attorney?

And, what is it you do again?

[MineralMan]

26. Really?

I mean...

[Yonnie3]

27. Locking ...

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