Bucketheaded Florida Man demands our tax dollars

[Aviation Pro]

Why doesn't the motherfucker pull himself and his fellow Florida Men up by the fucking bootstraps?

Tell you what, rapist, President Biden is doing the correct thing and extending emergency relief, but here's the deal, when the President visits the stricken areas, if a single FJB or Let's Go, Brandon slips from the inbred mouth of one of your MAGAts you lose all the money coming to the state.

Better get your cultists under control, fuckface.

Matt Gaetz is asking the government to fund Hurricane Ian disaster relief in Florida days after he voted against FEMA aid

In a tweet on Sunday, Gaetz appealed for help after Hurricane Ian battered Florida. Ian was a Category 4 storm when it made landfall and pummeled the Florida coast, killing at least 76 people.

"Dear Congress: On behalf of my fellow Florida Man in grave need of assistance…. Just send us like half of what you sent Ukraine. Signed, Your Fellow Americans," Gaetz wrote on Twitter.

[Cracklin Charlie]

1. He is Congress.

And he voted against relief for his own state.

Screw him.

[Docreed2003]

2. What a grandstanding ass

Hey Matt...you could have just cut the crap and voted for the relief package. It's not like it's a choice between Ukraine and Florida.

[keithbvadu2]

3. Send it using Venmo?

Link to tweet

[SalamanderSleeps]

4. "I am the light and your salvation inside your refrigerator! Always here when you open the door!"

Mean + Stupid = moopid.

He is the very essence of moopid.

[Aviation Pro]

5. "Moops!"

He's a stoopider version of George Costanza.

[SalamanderSleeps]

6. Ha:)

Stoopid does as Matt Gaetz is.

[Walleye]

7. We support the people of Ukraine,they are fighting for democracy, Florida congressmen,not so much

[Raftergirl]

8. This is why Florida deserve to fall into the ocean.

Blue voters get out and come to the blue states that actually care about their citizens.

[treestar]

9. Who is he to compare it to Ukraine?

completely different issues.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

10. Let me guess

He had too many tequila shots when he voted no the first time around.

[Midnight Writer]

11. Democrats need to pull a stunt here.

The sad fact is that these Republican loons capture all the media attention.

More people will hear them blaming Biden and FEMA than will review their voting records and recognize their hypocrisy.

We need some staged, outrageous stunts that will grab attention while revealing truths that Republicans would like to sweep under the rug.

Republicans understand that this is a battle for eyeballs and impressionable ears. For example, how many news stories do you see about Charlie Crist's plans for Florida? Compare that to how many stories you see about DeSantis' stunt events.

How many reading this can tell me the name of Matt Gaetz's opponent in the election that is 5 weeks out?

We need to counter-program with something attention-grabbing.