Dershowitz says DOJ has to indict Hunter Biden before they charge Trump, so Merrick Garland can look

[riversedge]

damn. I imagine that this will be a wide spreading vile RW talking point from now on.



Dershowitz says DOJ has to indict Hunter Biden before they charge Trump, so Merrick Garland can look like he is being fair and impartial.

Link to tweet

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[PortTack]

1. Such pandering ...go away you old fart!

[JustAnotherGen]

2. Dershowitz says a lot of things

Since he got caught up in the Epstein human trafficking/sexual assault of minors web.

[lisa58]

3. The difference is Hunter Biden's attorney...

Will negotiate a settlement- Trump won’t let his attorneys settle, so his will just get uglier and uglier

[exboyfil]

26. And Biden will stay out of it

Instead of proffering pardons and even given pardons to his people like Trump.

[lisa58]

27. Exactly

[bigtree]

4. derp

Link to tweet

[Ocelot II]

5. Poor ol' Alan, still trying to stay relevant.

At least he's keeping his underwear on.

[walkingman]

6. This is a fucked up country - is there any place worth a shit anymore?

[SoCalDavidS]

14. There Are Still Plenty Of Other Countries That Believe In The Rule Of Law & Democracy nt

[sop]

7. The media's need for false equivalence has infected the DOJ.

[niyad]

8. underwear guy can go STFU.

[Kid Berwyn]

9. Put on your pants, Al.

Epstein’s old Russian lady employee wants a uh retraction.

[magicarpet]

10. Oh Douchie,... STFU.

That is all.

[SalamanderSleeps]

11. Alan Who? Newsmax what?

Perhaps he should get a nice massage somewhere instead of wasting everyone's time.

[iscooterliberally]

12. oh-oh he's half way there, oh-oh in his underwear

take his hand, he's not naked he swears
oh-oh in his underwear
in his underwear!!



(my apologies to Bon Jovi)

[gratuitous]

13. Indict Hunter Biden for what, exactly?

Anything found on that laptop (which may or may not have belonged to Biden) is irretrievably compromised since it's been in Rudy Giuliani's hands. There's no chain of custody that any prosecutor would try to bring charges for anything on that laptop.

And where did Dershowitz concoct the notion that the Attorney General has to be fair and impartial about crimes committed exclusively by Republicans? Sorry that Democrats know how to behave themselves and how to responsibly handle classified materials even when they lose an election, Alan. Too bad the same can't be said of your new pals in the Republican party.

[gab13by13]

15. Exactly, everyone assumes Hunter is guilty,

a lot of people here. If Hunter were guilty why are we hearing all of these leaks? The leaks make me suspect there is nothing there, there.

[LenaBaby61]

29. REALLY THIS 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

[uponit7771]

16. +1, because "sources say"

[gab13by13]

19. I tell people that the #1 thing I learned in college

was to not believe everything I saw on TV or read in the paper. This was before Facebook and Twitter.

People are still calling a fence a wall, are still calling a search a raid.

[dchill]

17. Dershowitz also says he kept his underpants on.

I rest my case.

[wryter2000]

21. So why did he take the rest of his clothes off? n/t

[dchill]

25. I don't know for sure...

But I'm guessing for the completely legal underage massage!

[wryter2000]

33. LOL

I wish we still had DUzy's.

[tavernier]

18. Tavernier says

Bullshit.

[wryter2000]

20. When did he lose his mind?

Did some money change hands?

So, if someone breaks into my house and steals my grandma's expensive jewelry, does the DA have to indict me before they do the thief?

[dutch777]

22. If there is sufficient evidence indict Hunter but for god's sake get it over with

If it's all been looked at and there is no there there, say that too. This Hunter issue, probably a non-issue or minor issue, but leaving it as a RW conspiracy talking point weighs on Biden and other things Dem. The timing relative to the mid terms means likely nothing will happen with either a Hunter or Trump indictment until after the election and probably after the first of the year.

[agingdem]

23. I'm pretty sure Garland doesn't give a damn what

pathetic has-been Dershowitz thinks...the media's Trump/Hunter false equivalency bullshit is intended to distract from Jim Jordan and his band of brothers congressional January 6 enablers, but thanks to Trump and the never ending search for stolen documents coupled with his deranged excuses and accusations, Hunter's "will he won't he be charged" doesn't quite have the gravitas of a former president lying, obstructing justice, inciting an insurrection, stealing/hiding highly classified documents...

[Atticus]

24. Does he still have his underwear on? nt

[SalamanderSleeps]

28. On or off does not matter because his "massage" was given, according to him by....

.... an elderly woman of perfectly legal age. Nothing to see here.

"Oh! Is that my dick hanging out?" He says to the teenager.

If it walks like perv, and talks like a lawyer, it's probably a child molester.

[wryter2000]

36. Welcome to DU

Love this post.

[marble falls]

30. Dersh hasn't been right about anything since he took Klaus Von Bulow's dirty, dirty money ...

... Before that, he was a good lefty lawyer. He turned bad once he got greedy.

[struggle4progress]

31. Virginia Roberts accepts Alan Dershowitz's dare

By Lee Brown
May 28, 2020 2:23pm

Jeffrey Epstein’s former lawyer Alan Dershowitz dared Virginia Roberts Giuffre to “look in the camera” and accuse him of having sex with her — so she did.

“I challenge Virginia Roberts to come on your show, look in the camera and say the following words: ‘I accuse Alan Dershowitz of having had sex with me on six or seven occasions,'” the 81-year-old lawyer said on camera in the new docu-series “Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich” ...

“I was with Alan Dershowitz multiple times. At least six that I can remember,” she said straight to the camera, as challenged.

“I was trafficked to Alan Dershowitz from Epstein,” she said, saying the pedophile “forced me to have sex” with his attorney along with numerous other men ...

https://nypost.com/2020/05/28/virginia-roberts-accepts-dershowitzs-dare-says-they-had-sex/

[msfiddlestix]

32. Has anytone asked AD how is it that he hasn't been questioned re: his participation on the Epstein

Express?

[Sky Jewels]

34. I say Dershowitz has to drop dead.

I have spoken. Let it be so. *sharp clap / sharp clap*

[treestar]

35. So it is not about evidence or committing crimes

but just for use of political power and tit for tat? that is what the Justice System is for?