Did you get the call? It's time to initiate PLAN Omicron - Action code is imminent…

[MrScorpio]

You may now open your sealed coded envelope.

The code word is as follows: "Climacteric"

The code number is as follows: "783-8-345211-000"

Proceed to your action stations.

Action word is "GO".

[JHB]

1. Mugwump

[Saving Hawaii]

78. The lobster has been cooked. Repeat, the lobster has been cooked.

Well done people. First round of wingnut tears is on me.

[spinbaby]

145. Are you sure?

I had mudwort.

[JHB]

147. Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

Key confirmed.

[closeupready]

159. Tony sent me.

Abracadabra.

[kath]

160. "be sure to drink your Ovaltine" - BWAH! One of the best movies ever.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

205. The mugwump from the Naked Lunch movie?

[JHB]

209. Hey, keep it anonymous! No pictures!

And I don't smoke anymore.

[seabeyond]

2. vote early in amarillo. run over to new mexico and vote by lunch. hit colorado

by dinner.

i am set.

[Caretha]

96. Beat you to the polls in Amarillo

early voting last Tuesday - communication received -

Thanks for taking care of Colorado - New Mexico is covered

[seabeyond]

101. bah hahah. good for you. you did the smart thing. hubby went to early voting, last day.

line way too long so he didnt vote.

not going until midmorning. hoping it isnt a wait. generally isnt bad around here. new polling place this year, though.

[SaveAmerica]

106. Did you know some guy in NC is being harrassed for a similar joke?

He put on his daughter's FB page that he'd already voted twice and shared plans of his next two votes. It was shared and shared with RW forums and groups and now he has to have security when he goes to cast his real (and only!!) vote today. He was being sarcastic and the dummies have believed the RW push that Dems are stealing the election for Obama so thought he was serious.

[seabeyond]

117. ya. i took that into consideration. bring it on. nt

[SaveAmerica]

119. I wrote something similar on my FB but have mostly dems

who have lives on my feed so I didn't get any grief. These people are so lame!

[ohheckyeah]

3. Message received

and acted on.

[liam_laddie]

4. Initiate at 0630 EST. That is all...

[vaberella]

54. Me too..totally killing the theme! n/t

[Matariki]

5. LOL, I just served on jury duty for this thread

"The person who sent the alert wrote: He's giving away our secret plan!"

thought you might want to know...

[renie408]

7. Is that TRUE?? Cause if it is, it's AWESOME!!

[MrScorpio]

9. Now THAT's funny! nt

[Matariki]

21. ;-)

Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Juror #2 voted to HIDE IT and said: No explanation given
Juror #3 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: We're all a little punchy. Just hang on, man!
Juror #4 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: LOL!!! I almost am tempted to "hide" this because the alert is so damn funny!!!
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The alerter should be sent immediately to ACORN to receive new orders. Time is running short. Cats must be herded immediately or all is lost.
Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The alert if even funnier than the post.

Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.

[nadinbrzezinski]

38. Almost makes me go change status to serve in juries

Almost.

[Caretha]

98. I love me some DU

[hedgehog]

168. The squirrels have placed the walnuts in the apple trees -

the chipmunk is chasing the gray squirrel.

[nc4bo]

16. **guffaw** Me too LOL!!

Freaking hilarious!

[pinboy3niner]

19. DUzy of an alert!

[nolabear]

23. Best DU Performance art EVER!!

[flowomo]

25. Yeah, but I got voted down 5-1!

Didn't you guys ever see this:

[nc4bo]

35. I am so sorry but some of the comments from the jurists were as hilarious as the alert itself

Ssoooooo sorry but man - thanks for the laugh. Between Scorp and NYC - I laughed myself sick

[flowomo]

44. It was a pleasure to lose...

I was laughing out loud at the jurors' comments. We could all use a few smiles on this tense night. And thanks to Scorp for the opening.

[nc4bo]

51. +1

[Matariki]

55. lol Flowomo

[ProudProgressiveNow]

91. +1 nt

[malaise]

62. DUzy

[flygal]

66. HAHA!!

[OneGrassRoot]

80. LOLOL! n/t

[H2O Man]

90. Too funny!

[WilliamPitt]

156. MORE WIN THAN CAN BE REASONABLY HANDLED

Oh shit LOL

[Initech]

164. I was juror number one!

[nc4bo]

187. I was juror #5

The entire thing was funny as all heck

[Jamastiene]

182. ROFLMAO

I would love to see the jury results on that alert.

[Matariki]

186. Here. It's upthread. Juror #5 for the win! ;-)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=1723827

[nc4bo]

189. Gotta luv DU during times like these!!

One of the best places on the net

[freshwest]

201. Oh, noes! They're on to us! Just kidding, Agent Mike!

[renie408]

6. Operation Mindfuck is a GO!!

[C_U_L8R]

8. Roger that.

No prisoners!

[codjh9]

10. I'm clearly not clued into whatever ya'll are talking about here...

[Aristus]

27. Good! That's exactly what you say if any republicans ask you what we're up to.

It's just DU's time-honored Project X - 2.0 version for 2012.

So, shhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[codjh9]

40. Hah! OK. Well, just because I said 'ya''ll', I'm *definitely* not a Repuke (life-long Dem)

[Aristus]

45. Dude! I was born and raised in Texas!

I've lived in Washington State for over thirty years. But I'll say 'y'all' until I die...

[codjh9]

49. Me too.... it kinda depends on who I'm around - like if I'm IN Texas, I usually don't

say 'you guys'... it'll be 'ya'll'.

[William Seger]

65. You're losing your accent

... if you didn't say "all y'all."

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

134. BUt can you say

Puyallup?

[barbiegeek]

110. Ya, I still don't get it

[mac56]

129. Riiiiiiight. Good. Don't let on.

[Melinda]

11. Action initiated, passed to second tier initiates in OH, CO, and FL per directive.

[Amaril]

88. Florida checking in

Salt shaker located; Jimmy Buffet deployed in 3.....2.....1...........

Please confirm if alligators should be wearing lavender rain slickers.

[nc4bo]

12. Attention. Attention! There is a mole amongst you! Your mission is in peril. Attention. Attention!

Change of orders required immediately. This is NOT a drill.

[oswaldactedalone]

15. War on Christmas initiates in 3... 2... 1

Call to atheist arms!!!!

[ornotna]

13. OMG! Now I don't know what to do.

I thought the code was "activated almonds"

[Tigress DEM]

24. Shhh, that's for the second part !!

[LiberalEsto]

109. Not yet. "Emu meatball"

Activating red meds.

[Kber]

14. Wait - I'm confused

Is it project Acorn or Plan Omicron that is the priority. There are multiple threads.

Just like us to screw it up. "I don't belong to an organized political party - I'm a Democrat!"

on edit: Oh - get it - some of these threads are decoys! Sorry - as you were everyone.

[Zorra]

17. Yellowdog 9 on 4 ~ engaged on blue 0 diamond star halo LVN/-# -

∀∞Ⓐ∞∀

< 1010110101011010101101101101011

[Melinda]

32. Oh shit. I have Bluedog 4 on 9

Now what?

[Zorra]

138. Different locations, that's all, here's the difference

This is Bluedog 4 on 9:

[div style="display:inline; background-color:#FFFF66;"][font color="blue" size="size" face="face"]∀∞Ⓐ∞∀[/font]

This is Yellowdog 9 on 4, (edit 2):

[font color="yellow" size="size" face="face"]∀∞Ⓐ∞∀[/font]

skrip 'em off!

[Melinda]

143. Thank you comrade!

[rateyes]

18. Mareseatoats and Doeseatoats and

little lambs eat mint jelly.

Awaiting your response before proceeding.

[WinkyDink]

72. THANKS for giving it AWAY. "Maresydoats"!

[Tigress DEM]

20. Jello in place, ready to set fire to the couch.

[TalkingDog]

190. The chicken heart that ate New York

n/t

[sadbear]

26. :-)

[nolabear]

28. HSST!! Beware. The internet has eyes. The internet has eyes!

[countryjake]

171. Houdini has returned to Appleton...

the acorn lies under the maple leaf.

[lpbk2713]

29. Zulu Team here

Ready to sync with Comsupron.

[progressivebydesign]

30. wait!! Are we in the burgundy alert phase? Or taupe? I can't find my envelope!!!

[MrScorpio]

34. Alert Phase: Merlot

Take your time

[progressivebydesign]

172. oh even better!! nt

[LiberalElite]

191. What! We should be way past that to Chardonnay!!! NO TIME TO LOSE!

[Aristus]

31. I've got the monkey wrench, the terrarium of cockroaches,

and the box of Twizzlers ready to go.

Waiting for the coded phrase: 'John Has A Long Moustache'.

[amandabeech]

67. Jean has a long mousatche? Jean has a long moustache?

I have my helmet and my champagne ready! Sorry that there isn't enough for everyone here.

[Aristus]

131. THAT'S THE SIGNAL, EVERYBODY!

Helmets on! Everyone to the ski-lift!!!

[shraby]

33. But but the yellow dog hasn't barked yet.

[FLyellowdog]

50. FLyellowdog is chasing her tail; repeat, FLyellowdog is chasing her tail. Carry on.

[politicat]

36. Butterfly nets and Irish bookies engaged. Awaiting execute code.

[Blue Idaho]

37. Cocked Locked and Loaded.

Firebirds are GO.

[nadinbrzezinski]

39. 10-4...

[ellie]

41. Roger that.

We are ready. We are legion.

[doubleplusgood]

42. The radishes ARE ripe; Repeat: the radishes ARE ripe

Proceed to sector Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

[eqfan592]

43. The order has been authenticated.

Had to take some drastic measures to get my partner to turn their key...



But situation is now nominal.....

[applegrove]

46. The celery is under the back tire.

[Liberalynn]

47. The cats are in the barn. Repeat the cats are in the barn.

Good night and God Speed!

[nc4bo]

48. Well done!!

THIS was one of my main concerns!!

Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: The alerter should be sent immediately to ACORN to receive new orders. Time is running short. Cats must be herded immediately or all is lost.

[Liberalynn]

89. It wasn't easy but it had to be done

[Budgies Revenge]

52. Sector 12F status check

The lobster does not request a side dish......I repeat...The lobster does not request a side dish....
--out--

[Hekate]

141. Butter, butter, butter...

... melted butter....

[jberryhill]

53. The kettle is on the stove

[LuvLoogie]

56. LL1; LL2; LL3; LL4 access lists confirmed.

Online dormant reactive state ready for MIM intercept and true.

[Motown_Johnny]

57. Queen to Queen's Level 3

[nc4bo]

58. Queen to King's level 1

[Motown_Johnny]

167. checkmate

[rad51]

59. The crow flies at dawn. REPEAT The crow flies at dawn. 5-7-13-42-80

[WinkyDink]

73. Taking flight to the rooky wood.

[lindysalsagal]

60. We must achieve total scritpural reversal before the critical window for execution closes.

Sandy- Are you monitoring the libraries?

Oh- Did I say too much?

~my bad.~

[GeorgeGist]

61. BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE?

[lumberjack_jeff]

114. That's all mine said too.

The last directive said; "stay here and watch the bee".

Du'ers are too smart to trust us with anything important.

[Hekate]

63. Initiated. The significant owl hoots in the night.

On the move!

Hekate

[LiberalEsto]

111. Now activating almonds. REPEAT: activating almonds

Take 6 baby steps to the northeast.

Do NOT, REPEAT do NOT
release Project HokeyPokey
until the signal flare.

[Angleae]

64. But I'm all out of whipped cream.

Now I have to go to the store.

[rdking647]

68. the bird is in the house

sally has a red car
macaroni is for dinner
the mail has arrived

[countryjake]

69. zaphod has the towel

wiping the beach of eerie...oh

[union_maid]

70. Initialized in NY3

Awaiting further instruction. The owl hoots at dawn. The cat is on the roof.

[WinkyDink]

71. OMG! I have to wash my hair yet!

[countryjake]

76. ROTF!

Get with the program!

[HappyMe]

104. A stylist is enroute!

........ is that what you're wearing?

[Comrade_McKenzie]

74. Headed to sector 340 with Smith, Johnson, and Nunez...

Expect contact for third wave at 1600 hours.

[ProudProgressiveNow]

94. 10-4

The soup is on the stove. Repeat, the soup is on the stove.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

128. Nunez is the rat....

....Nunez is the rat....

Yeah, I'm picking on the Hispanic guy.

[RomneyLies]

75. Okay, that's some funny shit right there.

[Buns_of_Fire]

77. Thank God. Now I can get rid of all these chickens y'all stuck me with

in the runup to Project X v1.0.

[joshcryer]

79. It is done.

Instructions were clear and concise. I will be at my station at 6AM.

[mikeytherat]

81. ***begin transmission*** It is a cold day for pontooning. Repeat: a cold day for pontooning.

***end transmission***

[mfcorey1]

82. Karl Rove in Curiosity coming over the horizon!! Initiate drones!! Initiate drones!!!

Last edited Tue Nov 6, 2012, 11:23 AM - Edit history (1)

[trof]

83. Roger. BirdDog One is at orbit. I repeat: Orbit.

Target lock-on.
Standing by for Greenlight.

[Throckmorton]

84. Searchlight, Searchlight, Do Not Answer.

Searchlight, Searchlight, Do Not Answer.



The Sporkweasel has eaten the Afghanistan Banana Stand

[treestar]

85. The dog is securely tied to the roof

The jet window is ready to open. Scissors are at the ready. The mincing one trips before midnight.

[intheflow]

202. The sketch is ready to etch. I repeat: the sketch is ready to etch.

Or is it the sketchy one is ready to retch? I mix them up.

[Alleycat]

86. The snake is in the grass!

[Viking12]

87. May I mambo dogface on the banana patch?

[Bucky]

92. You fucker! You sank my battleship!

[ProudProgressiveNow]

93. "Tick a lock"

As agent Deputy Fife would say.

[Bucky]

95. No worries from Home Base Foxtrot: we have the birth certificate and the matches are still dry

Hmmm, we might need to come up with a few new code words. These are starting to make me uncomfortable

[JPZenger]

97. BBC to the French Resistance

These lines of jokes go back to the code phrases that were broadcast over the BBC to various French Resistance groups before D-Day.. Us older folks also remember them from Hogan's Heroes.

[dogknob]

99. Now Switching from grid teal to target pink...

Initiate attack plan "Acorn From God." Stand by to squeeze the package.

[yoyossarian]

100. 29 Nude Nuns Strike Faux Phobia Poses!

Tap toes in 3/4 time if you've got the dime!

RE the Ceremonial Cookies: Eat 'em if you've got 'em!

[Nevernose]

102. Agent Mike is monitoring

So be careful what you say!

[nolabels]

107. Hey@_I+kNow=that*giy

or maybe not

[Skidmore]

103. Omicrom!?

Shoot, someone handed me Project X. I thought we'd finished that one.

[LiberalElite]

105. ok I give up

What the heck is this please?
Thanks from - The Uninformed and Out of Touch

[mac56]

123. Good. That's exactly the answer to give if questioned.

Well done. Carry on.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

152. I'm afraid I'm going to have to shoot you now.

My condolences to your family.

[TalkingDog]

188. Our secret plan to reduce stress and defeat the enemy.

That's what makes it super effective. We are so de-stressed we are able to hit the ground running.

[LiberalElite]

192. Now I understand...shhhh.

[SaveAmerica]

108. I was told Abercrombie, will readjust for new info, Elephant chunks

At 9, 11 and 13

[mercuryblues]

112. Santa gave me his reindeer

and magic corn. I figure I can hit up at least 30,000 polling places before they close.

The Easter Bunny is looking to hand out some green jelly beans, anyone interested? PM me your super secret location and I will pass it on.

[HappyMe]

113. The pudding is delicious.

I got some on my envelope.


Okay, all cleaned up. 345211...halibut.

[BumRushDaShow]

115. 10-4. The book is in the car. JUMP. nt

[union_maid]

116. Had a little problem in Sector 666

Were forced to take some prisoners. Unless we receive orders to the contrary will unleash Operation Devil Dog at 1200 hours.

[RedCloud]

118. Red State Switcheroo switch standing by awaiting orders!

[yoyossarian]

120. ONE FISH TWO FISH!

Blowfish blew fish!

The cabbie's on the corner! Refry beans 2, 3 and 6!

[IdaBriggs]

121. I didn't know it was YOU the entire time - well played, sir!

Well played!

We will follow all instructions per directive ABC-XYZ-123.

"Big Bird" is ready to make omelets!

[dogknob]

122. Roofbeagle to Ruby Chasm...

Deploy the angry beaver. Crooked javelin and bowhunter standing by to be overrun.

[d_r]

124. when do we finally get to use the FEMA camps

I've been waiting four years for my new position in the re-education department. Getting antsy.

[Hekate]

148. Soon, soon...

[d_r]

169. ok, comrade, I'll keep waiting

[mac56]

125. It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

126. Urgent....set all transponders to 198.34....ultrawave frequency 6

The cake has been left out in the rain....I repeat....the cake has been left out in the rain....

[mac56]

130. Excess time elapsed in baking. Recipe discontinued.

[nc4bo]

151. Message from Sweet Green Icing @ MacArthur Park: Someone left the cake out in the rain.

Need instructions! Desperate!

[mac56]

153. Sounds like they don't think that they can take it.

[Tsiyu]

195. Drat!

WE'll never have that recipe again!

[mac56]

196. Oh nooooooooooo........!

[johnnyrocket]

127. Operation "Retire Richie Rich & Eddie Munster" is in full force in Old Dominion.

[mac56]

132. There is a fire in the insurance agency.

It is hot in Suez. The dice are on the carpet.

[lindysalsagal]

200. Um, those aren't dice.

[dogknob]

133. Blue Bald Eagle waxing on off...

...we are go to tweeze the freeper and punt the queen's beanie!

[Chiyo-chichi]

135. Doing my bit here in the Midwest with the Telekinetic Team.

We are having great success in making Republicans' drivers licenses "fall" out of pockets, wallets, and purses.

Some guy in another thread returned one of them: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021726903. Pffft.

[littlemissmartypants]

136. A tractor trailer just backed up to the loading dock and

the driver wants to know who ordered the activated nuts.

[mac56]

137. No soap. Radio.

[Tsiyu]

139. Status Update Omicron:

No activated almonds have been introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly not without any Port.

Loss of essense, I assure you it has not recurred.

Carry on, Comrades!

[Odin2005]

140. Activate Project X!!!

[Zorra]

146. Done. Their kung fu is not strong. nt

[BlueCollar]

142. Fort Worth coded

Tango-Tango-Sierra-Nine

[datasuspect]

155. shoot the moon . . . shoot the moon

[Butterbean]

144. The pigeon is under the wastebasket.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

149. Chuggo has eaten the mayonaise. I repeat....

Chuggo has eaten the mayonaise.

[Dr. Strange]

165. On my way to court in a suit and a tie

My brother's in the can and won't get out 'til next July

Wait, isn't Chuggo Canadian? Won't this screw up the project?

[Hekate]

150. Ssst. Passed Agent Mike on corner of 12th & Vine

Did not make eye contact.

[datasuspect]

154. ------7-4-3-9-1-2------

------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------
------7-4-3-9-1-2------

[JHB]

194. ------8-6-7-5-3-0-9------

[Taverner]

157. When will cell reveal? Three 16.

[Zorra]

166. We're in! The dogs treed the wrong possum!

Here's to the decoys!

Bwaahaahaa!

It's total wikid mayhem in the

[meegbear]

158. I FORGOT MY ACTION STATION!!!!

[JHB]

197. Your mission is to guide voters through the maze of Republican obstruction:

It's a 3-D maze.

[argiel1234]

161. Rosebud

[intaglio]

162. Fettle the vangs

and ensure proper tension on the lazyjacks.

Remember plan and only splice the mainbrace after the submission of the round robin. The supercargo must not be allowed to escape without submitting to the Leader's authority.

[mick063]

163. One Alpha Yankee

This is Niner Foxtrot Lima

We have a Vampire bearing one four two.


Coding sequence error.

Disregard post #59 and insert post #35 in it's place.

Quit screwing it up guys.

[WilliamPitt]

170. I thought the "activated almonds" thread was amazing

This is better.

[countryjake]

174. The orca has drowned in the tsunami...

[Manifestor_of_Light]

173. Supreme Voting Commander Lyndon B. Johnson says:

VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN.
Repeat: VOTE EARLY AND OFTEN.




Note:Lyndon Johnson stole his first election while attending Southwest Texas State Teachers' College, in San Marcos, TX. The election was for student body president.

[Erose999]

175. Execute War Plan Kolob. MARK!! Blue team go!

[Sissyk]

176. The cat is wearing the hat.

I repeat.

The cat is wearing the hat.

[Zax2me]

177. The chair is against the wall.

FA - Free America broadcast in the original Red Dawn!

[montanto]

178. We'll meet you on some corner. I'll be the man smoking two cigarettes.

[JoePhilly]

179. Dog's barking, can't fly without umbrella! Mick, Mick, speak ENGLISH!!

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

180. This post will self-destruct in 10 seconds

9...

8...

7...

[LiberalElite]

181. Tapioca or creme brulee? Transmission GARBLED!

[Jamastiene]

183. Roger that. Over and out. n/t

[Matariki]

184. The Cultured Vegetables are Black Boxed

Fired up. Read to go.

[hifiguy]

185. Goose is in the nest. Repeat. Goose is in the nest.

Raptor Four prepared to implement Project X.

Your loving son, Queen Victoria.

[mac56]

198. Calling all Blue Blaze Irregulars! Assemble!

[yoyossarian]

199. How long do I have to hold this chicken between my knees?

I'm gonna need 'em later for the speedy crawlout phase!

[Zorra]

203. Plan Omicron mission accomplished! Congratulations, everyone, on a job well done!!!

[msanthrope]

204. The eagle has landed...the fat man walks alone! nt

[MrScorpio]

206. Mission: Accomplished, Everyone

Now that this thing is over with, you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations.

Good work, people!

[mercuryblues]

207. +47

[Gold Metal Flake]

208. Sorry I'm late.

Did you jiggle the handle yet?

[theKed]

210. Standing by

to initiate Operation Thirsty Umbrella.
Estimating 654 days until mauve light activation signal.