'Dear Neighbor I Stole your Democratic yard signs Because'"

[Ichingcarpenter]

SARASOTA, Fla. - In one of the more unusual stories this election season, a thief who stole a woman's campaign yard signs, writes her a postcard explaining why he did it.


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She then received a postcard in her mailbox. On the front of the card, there is a picture of Obama and Ronald Reagan. Under the picture of Reagan, the word, "Hero." Under Obama, the word, "Zero." On the back of the card, the person wrote this:


Ms Green,
My apologies for your Democrat yard signs, but I can explain. I live around the corner from you and when I see signs that support Democrats I fear for the safety of our neighborhood. When thieves drive through Sapphire Shores scoping out possible targets and see pro-Democrat yard signs they automatically assume that the subdivision is filled with retards and half-wits. The gangsters think it's easy pickings because they already know that if a person votes Democrat they probably don't have the sense to come in out of the rain, not to mention locking their doors or securing their valuables. It is common knowledge amongst burglars that Democrats are anti-gun and anti-Second Amendment so when they see campaign signs that promote Democrats they know the homeowners are not armed and therefore unable to protect themselves from attack.


http://www.mysuncoast.com/news/local/article_ce92c57a-27bc-11e2-ba0b-0019bb30f31a.html


Its gonna get crazier

[Egnever]

1. Something really needs to be done about hate radio

This kind of stuff is happening way too often these days.

[Ichingcarpenter]

3. I'm gonna steal so things don't get stolen

love that logic.

[Scootaloo]

5. Seems pretty par for the course for Republicans...

Look how htey approach taxes... steal the money so that it doesn't get stolen! Look at elections... steal the votes so the votes don't get stolen! Education... close the schools so the schools don't get closed!

it's not even an attempt at logic, it's a piss-poor try at self-justification. Steal the sign becuase i'm a dick, steal the money because i'm greedy, steal the votes so I win, close the schools to the poor suffer.

[lunatica]

14. I think his point was to insult Democrats in general

by pretending concern...

[Samjm]

2. Insanity

If anyone tried to break into this house, with our Democratic yard signs, they'd be staring at a 9mm or .357 Mag depending on which of us reacted first.

Yes, there are Dems with guns.

[Viva_La_Revolution]

15. This Dem house has more guns than people. what a maroon. nt

[DLine]

18. Exactly! Another ARMED 2nd amendment supporting Democrat here..

I make no apologies that I enjoy guns and shooting for fun. I hope I never need to use them to defend myself.

[Drunken Irishman]

4. "Democrat" ugh. Assholes.

Aloha. Fuck you.

[budkin]

6. This is 1000 times worse than someone just stealing the signs.

[gateley]

7. S/he wrote all that on a postcard?

Simple solution: Keep your Romney sign in the yard so the thieves will know you're armed to the gills.

[Mariana]

9. There's a picture at the link. nt.

[ellisonz]

8. X-Posted to the Gungeon

http://www.democraticunderground.com/117284968

[rDigital]

11. Excellent. nt

[ellisonz]

12. Excellent, I agree that you can no longer post in that group.

[txdemsftw]

13. Well, Mr (or Ms) Burgler

would be in for a VERY rude awakening if they broke into this house with that f-cked up logic.

Hello, please meet MRS Saturday Night Special

[Berserker]

16. LOL

this line speaks volumes

"It is common knowledge amongst burglars that Democrats are anti-gun and anti-Second Amendment so when they see campaign signs that promote Democrats they know the homeowners are not armed and therefore unable to protect themselves from attack."

The only Halfwits are the assholes that believe this.

[hootinholler]

17. Mrs Green should provide that to the local police

Who hopefully will treat this with the seriousness it truly deserves. Not only does the idiot steal her signs violating her rights, but then writes her a postcard to insult her.



This one needs to see the inside of a jail cell to meditate on his behavior for a while.

[WinkyDink]

19. Never happened. "Recipient" had no sign; wrote "postcard" herself. IMO.

[MuhkRahker]

20. What a jerk, hope someone confronts him about this.

He would never steal my signs twice.

[Initech]

21. These people are certifiably fucking nuts. I really fear what's ahead.

[Marr]

22. Another coward.

Ever notice how these "bold statements" are always so damned anonymous?

[jmowreader]

23. Dear Bat Masterson...

Modern psychiatry has fine new medications that can control your psychoses, kleptomania and delusions of grandeur. You should ask your doctor about them.