Introducing the all-new Tesla Model Q.

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Introducing the all-new Tesla Model Q: Join the conspiracy

Do your own research! You’ll find that the Tesla Model Q can go from zero to 60 faster than a Tucker Carlson monologue. With acceleration that powerful, you can be absolutely sure that Jews will not replace you — in the fast lane or anywhere else.

Whether you’re taking a road trip to the nation’s capital for an insurrection or just zipping around the corner for pizzagate, feel the pride that comes with knowing you’re driving the world’s first luxury coupe specifically designed for a coup. The Model Q overthrows your expectations in every way.

Where we go one, we go all — and that’s why the Model Q has comfortable seating for the entire family, with plush, deep-state bucket seating. Luxuriate in the feel of the optional lizard-skin interior trim; it’s the same style worn and shed by the reptilian humanoids that staff the Biden White House!

The storm is coming — and you’ll be prepared with the Model Q’s best-in-class handling, which allows you to take hairpin turns in logic with full confidence, regardless of the facts on the ground. And with state-of-the-art sealed indictments muffling engine noise, the cabal won’t even know it has been infiltrated. If the worst happens and you do collide with reality, eight standard airbags will make sure that you #SaveTheChildren.

The Model Q is available now in all white.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2022/10/14/tesla-qanon-elon-musk-satire/

[Celerity]

1. $25,000 'Tesla Model 2' or 'Model Q' proposed in 6 designs (not a joke, it actually may be Model Q)

https://topelectricsuv.com/news/tesla/tesla-model-2-design-details/#Tesla_Model_2_or_Tesla_Model_Q_FAQs




Most affordable Tesla expected to be a high-riding hatchback
Likely to be designed in China which could be one of its biggest markets
Could come with a low-cost and long-lasting LFP battery pack
Expected to be launched after 2025





Rendering artist Sugarchow imagines the Tesla Model 2 as a compact hatchback. Image Souce: Instagram/sugardesign_1

[Hermit-The-Prog]

10. In software, that's called vaporware. How many years has the affordable Tesla been promised?

[Celerity]

11. Yes, I know, but still it is ironic that one of the possible names is actually Model Q, lolol

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3. :satire:

[jmowreader]

5. It's a Washington Post editorial, not a real car

According to the article, it runs not on batteries but on a blend of hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin and adrenochrome.

[GoneOffShore]

7. And it has a special Space Laser Deflection Shield.

[Hekate]

8. It's. Satire.

[Sewa]

9. Oops! Tesla triggered lol

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[GoneOffShore]

6. For the satirically challenged