"Herschel Walker Accuses Raphael Warnock of Using Long Words."

[Norbert]

-Andy Borowitz

Link to tweet

[marble falls]

1. Should have known: if its berserk but entirely believable - Borowitz wrote it! Caught me ...

... good this time!

[DENVERPOPS]

17. Borowitz and the Onion

were put out of business by Trump and his follower's daily antics. Both writers realized that they couldn't write the stuff that was happening by Trump and his crew........

I seem to recall Stephen King saying he couldn't write worse horror stories than some of the stuff he was seeing the Republicans do daily......

[dalton99a]

2. Using long words in Georgia should be a crime, says deputy Walker

"Long words make your head hurt, and that is an injury in my law books"

[Brother Buzz]

6. DUzy worthy!

[NJCher]

10. perfect

you are the person of the hour for that.

[allegorical oracle]

21. Was having a good laugh last night, when a moderator told him to put away the "prop" and

Herschel said, "It's not a prop -- it's real." Although he may actually win, he may regret that drumpf talked him into this adventure.

[no_hypocrisy]

3. I regularly get accused of the same thing as a cashier by customers.

I asked my manager whether she thought I should stop reading . . . . We compromised: I should stick to words that are universally understood and have like 2-3 syllables.

[Blue Owl]

4. Careful or he'll 'arrest' you

[DFW]

5. If Warnock weren't so straight laced, I'd suggest some posters with..............

Walker in a cowboy hat with the title:

Walker, Georgia Danger

[AZLD4Candidate]

7. From Frank Gallop: They called him Herschel

Big Herschel
Big dumb Herschel
Big dumb dense Herschel
The 142nd fastest gun in the South.

[Heather MC]

8. The Obsolete Man💭💭💭

Pay Attention WE are Living in the Twilight Zone

[BunnyMcGee]

15. Definitely

[LakeArenal]

9. I wonder what Herschel's syllable limit is?

[NJCher]

11. it's two

Polysyllabic becomes "poly."

[erronis]

14. Right. And when Walker wanted his girlfriend to abort, he said: "Have a 'borshun'" (two syllables.)

[speak easy]

16. Poly wants a backer :)

[DENVERPOPS]

18. AND

use only three word sentences............(just like W Bush was famous for doing)

[Traildogbob]

12. Back in Black and White American

When I was a little lad, every Christmas I would ask for a cap gun, belted holster and sheriff’s badge to go out in the yard (way before digital games and any kind of pad) and mimic the endless TV westerns, on black and white TV. I never pretended I worked for Matt Dillon, The Lone Ranger or any other pretend lawmen. I knew reality from make believe. But, that WAS before I was a hard hitting linebacker in high school. But even after that, those badges were never used in an official capacity to get elected. I was class President though. Not because of the badges. I played good football. Had no business being President other than being a football player.

[tanyev]

13. Indubitably.

[LittleGirl]

19. I finished Borowitz's book today.

It was unexpectedly funny all over the place.
A great read!

[Chainfire]

20. Long word; greater than four letters.

It would be humorous if the fact that the man stands a fighting chance of becoming a U.S. Senator.

[calimary]

23. "Long word" - that's TWO four-letter words!

[chriscan64]

22. Walker could have said, "Georgians need to run the ball more"

and not been any more ridiculous.