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underpants

(182,848 posts) Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:09 PM Oct 2022

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Ted Cruz inhales a fly live on TV. 😜

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Ted Cruz inhales a fly live on TV. 😜 (Original Post) underpants Oct 2022 OP

he didn't spit it out! Richard D Oct 2022 #1

I feel so very sorry for that fly. nt Laffy Kat Oct 2022 #2

I guess he'll die! Tanuki Oct 2022 #3

I think he spit it out... 2naSalit Oct 2022 #4

JFC that fly really took one for the team! Nt Baked Potato Oct 2022 #5

Perhaps edhopper Oct 2022 #6

Cruz is dead inside and full of shit, I'd be surprised if flies weren't trying to jump down his gob. Kittycatkat Oct 2022 #7

Wuzzit Pence's head flyyyy? sprinkleeninow Oct 2022 #8

Percy Cruz in The Green Mile keithbvadu2 Oct 2022 #9

Looked fake so I checked it out. Quixote1818 Oct 2022 #10

Thank you!! CloudWatcher Oct 2022 #23

Obama impressed me BigmanPigman Oct 2022 #11

I had forgotten that! Thanks Deuxcents Oct 2022 #13

Cool character underpants Oct 2022 #14

Now he'll have to get a new best friend. RoeVWade Oct 2022 #12

Oh my god. Swallowed it like a frog. Wingus Dingus Oct 2022 #15

lizard or snake LeftInTX Oct 2022 #16

rofl!! not just at the video, but the responses in this thread!!! Sogo Oct 2022 #17

He kisses trumps ass so much Beachnutt Oct 2022 #18

And Mike Pence wept lame54 Oct 2022 #19

Actually, Ted is like a fly... rubbersole Oct 2022 #20

The fly was trying to escape. Solly Mack Oct 2022 #21

All kinds of shit goes in there. (and comes out) LudwigPastorius Oct 2022 #22

Are we sure the fly didn't fly OUT of his mouth? amb123 Oct 2022 #24

I don't think he inhaled it. I think it crawled into his mouth garybeck Oct 2022 #25

Goes good with boogers Blue Owl Oct 2022 #26

Oh my God... calimary Oct 2022 #27

Richard D

(8,757 posts)

1. he didn't spit it out!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:12 PM

Oct 2022

Lord of Flies!

Laffy Kat

(16,385 posts)

2. I feel so very sorry for that fly. nt

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:13 PM

Oct 2022

Tanuki

(14,919 posts)

3. I guess he'll die!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:14 PM

Oct 2022

2naSalit

(86,687 posts)

4. I think he spit it out...

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:15 PM

Oct 2022

Just before he drinks, it's as he's looking down.

Regardless, he's still a demon and he only spit it out 'cause we were watching.

Baked Potato

(7,733 posts)

5. JFC that fly really took one for the team! Nt

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:17 PM

Oct 2022

edhopper

(33,596 posts)

6. Perhaps

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:21 PM

Oct 2022

he'll die.

Kittycatkat

(1,356 posts)

7. Cruz is dead inside and full of shit, I'd be surprised if flies weren't trying to jump down his gob.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:25 PM

Oct 2022

sprinkleeninow

(20,254 posts)

8. Wuzzit Pence's head flyyyy?

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:26 PM

Oct 2022

keithbvadu2

(36,852 posts)

9. Percy Cruz in The Green Mile

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:27 PM

Oct 2022

Start about 10;13 on the timeline.

&t=613s

Quixote1818

(28,951 posts)

10. Looked fake so I checked it out.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:28 PM

Oct 2022

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-ted-cruz-eat-a-fly/

CloudWatcher

(1,850 posts)

23. Thank you!!

Reply to Quixote1818 (Reply #10)

Mon Oct 17, 2022, 12:55 AM

Oct 2022

I love DU. But I really hate that spreading mis-information is not cause for alert [unlike this post, which will very likely get flagged and removed for talking about how DU is run, which is banned]. Anyway hope you see my 'thanks' before this post is nuked.

BigmanPigman

(51,615 posts)

11. Obama impressed me

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:30 PM

Oct 2022

He is so smooooooth. He didn't hesitate a second. The freshly deceased was on the carpet.

Deuxcents

(16,279 posts)

13. I had forgotten that! Thanks

Reply to BigmanPigman (Reply #11)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:44 PM

Oct 2022

underpants

(182,848 posts)

14. Cool character

Reply to BigmanPigman (Reply #11)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:50 PM

Oct 2022

Which is one of the best things I can say about someone. 👍

RoeVWade

(200 posts)

12. Now he'll have to get a new best friend.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:33 PM

Oct 2022

Wingus Dingus

(8,058 posts)

15. Oh my god. Swallowed it like a frog.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 10:52 PM

Oct 2022

LeftInTX

(25,441 posts)

16. lizard or snake

Reply to Wingus Dingus (Reply #15)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 11:00 PM

Oct 2022

Sogo

(4,989 posts)

17. rofl!! not just at the video, but the responses in this thread!!!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 11:05 PM

Oct 2022

Beachnutt

(7,332 posts)

18. He kisses trumps ass so much

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Sun Oct 16, 2022, 11:15 PM

Oct 2022

his breath draws flies...

lame54

(35,299 posts)

19. And Mike Pence wept

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Mon Oct 17, 2022, 12:16 AM

Oct 2022

rubbersole

(6,713 posts)

20. Actually, Ted is like a fly...

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Mon Oct 17, 2022, 12:35 AM

Oct 2022

...he eats shit and bothers people.

Solly Mack

(90,778 posts)

21. The fly was trying to escape.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Mon Oct 17, 2022, 12:38 AM

Oct 2022

LudwigPastorius

(9,160 posts)

22. All kinds of shit goes in there. (and comes out)

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Mon Oct 17, 2022, 12:46 AM

Oct 2022

amb123

(1,581 posts)

24. Are we sure the fly didn't fly OUT of his mouth?

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Mon Oct 17, 2022, 12:57 AM

Oct 2022

Ol' Sh*t for Brains.

garybeck

(9,942 posts)

25. I don't think he inhaled it. I think it crawled into his mouth

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Mon Oct 17, 2022, 01:05 AM

Oct 2022

As it would to a dead body

Blue Owl

(50,451 posts)

26. Goes good with boogers

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Mon Oct 17, 2022, 02:02 AM

Oct 2022

calimary

(81,367 posts)

27. Oh my God...

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Mon Oct 17, 2022, 02:05 AM

Oct 2022

And he took a swig of water and swallowed it??????

Eeeeeeeeuuuuuuwww!!!

Oh.

My.

Sweet.

God!

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