Can anyone think of a single thing MTG is qualified to do?

[MissMillie]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-wants-to-give-marjorie-taylor-greene-a-job-in-his-new-administration-if-he-wins-in-2024-report/ar-AA1369ZF?pc=U483&cvid=c1a9460c8f404252957230459222fa03

Trump wants to give Marjorie Taylor Greene a job in his new administration if he wins in 2024: Report

Former President Donald Trump wants to give Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene a job in his administration if he wins back the presidency in 2024, Rolling Stone reported.

Two sources close to Trump told the publication that the former president is planning a team if he managed to win another election, and that Greene's name came up.

"Wouldn't she be great?" Trump said earlier this year to a confidant, one of the two sources told the publication.

The other source reportedly said that Trump had discussed putting Greene into a role at the Department of Justice if he wins office again.

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She's certainly not qualified for anything at DOJ.

Matters not to the Orange One. Rewarding loyalty is important to him, and it's just gravy if it turns out that the taxpayers are not served by his careless appointments--because then he can keep arguing that "government IS the problem."

[Lovie777]

1. Hate............

[onecaliberal]

2. I don't want to get banned.

[Layzeebeaver]

3. I sense what your thinking...

...and I don't think even THAT is something she qualifies for.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

5. There, I (perhaps) did it for you ...

We'll see what happens, people do kinda expect bad behavior from me, so ...

[onecaliberal]

14. Thank you.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

4. If it were 2AM and I was hammered I could maybe think of something (nt)

[Glorfindel]

6. Well, there's always this...

[Irish_Dem]

7. She is an exceptionally talented Putin puppet.

Good at destroying democracy, making the US look ridiculous and foolish.
Making a mockery of American values. We are a laughing stock around the world.

Putin probably thinks she is worth every ruble he pays her.

[Gaugamela]

8. He'd put her at DOJ because she would be the totally loyal lapdog AG he

always wanted. She would turn DOJ into Trump’s Gestapo.

[allegorical oracle]

47. Agree with you. All Fathead really wants are warm bodies that he knows will carry out his orders

and keep their mouths shut about how involved he is in what they're doing. People like Green and Walker are too blind to see how Michael Cohen, Rudy Giuliani and many others fared when they catered to dgt's every whim.

[FakeNoose]

49. She has no law degree and I'm certain she'll never get one

[Gaugamela]

50. True. It's just his pipe dream. Republicans will always have to maintain some minimal

facade of governance.

[markbark]

9. I'm reminded of this clip from the original Ghostbusters

?t=12

[Zambero]

10. Carnival barker

However, her bombastic and belligerent style would immediately repel would-be carnival-goers.

[Samrob]

11. YHes! But can't post it here. nt

[Irish_Dem]

16. Yes not everyone can have a steamy affair with a polyamorous tantric-sex guru like she did.

[Irish_Dem]

12. MTG has been auditioning to be Trump's Vice President.

She is angling to end up in the WH.

[2naSalit]

26. Great...

Just what we need infecting our homes night and day with hatred. Caribou Barbie on steroids.

[Irish_Dem]

31. Yes she is a malicious, destructive, hostile force in US politics.

[llmart]

13. Pole dancing?

You have to admit, she sure can do an amazing pull up. (Someone on here can probably find that video of her.)

[walkingman]

15. Reminds me of a meth head or drug dealer. No offense to drug dealers meant.

[NewHendoLib]

17. Go away

[niyad]

18. Have affairs? Commit adultery (she and the orange TRAITOR** have that

in common.

[Mz Pip]

19. Run her mouth

and make shit up.

She could have a future in stand up except she’s not funny.

[ornotna]

20. Gardening

[FoxNewsSucks]

44. I can't imagine someone actually paying her for gardening

Her voice alone would cause the 🍆 to shrivel immediately

[RainCaster]

21. Nothing standing up

That's all I'm going to say.

[Jerry2144]

22. She's qualified to turn

Oxygen, water, and food into waste products.

Other than that, there is nothing she is qualified to do

[2naSalit]

25. +1

[2naSalit]

23. Well yes, but all are...

Socially unacceptable in most cultures.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

24. Making a fool of herself. . . nt

[JustAnotherGen]

27. Living

Mrs. Potato Head?

[twodogsbarking]

28. Help Oz kill puppies?

[mwooldri]

29. Rw talk radio "shock jock".

IMO that's where her talents lie. But in politics? She doesn't belong there.

[Genki Hikari]

30. Crash Test Dummie

nt

[48656c6c6f20]

32. Eating Le Orange Anoos?

[greatauntoftriplets]

33. I doubt that she's capable of understanding the law.

That seems like an important qualification for the AG.

[Turbineguy]

34. Help destroy the Country?

She seems eminently qualified for that.

[Emile]

35. Pipe bombing.

[Sneederbunk]

36. Excellent self publicist.

Plays media like a fiddle. Sites such as Rawstory and DU are obsessed with her.

[WhiskerBiscuit]

37. Troll

Gotta admit she’s good at that

[Efilroft Sul]

38. Serve as a warning to parents on how they shouldn't raise a child.

[Tommy Carcetti]

39. Go home and shut up.

She is perfectly qualified to do that, and I wish she would.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

40. For this thread

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[MurrayDelph]

41. It was good-enough for Bugs Bunny

[lark]

42. She is well qualified for jail for supporting an insurrection.

She has no redeeming qualities, whatsoever, just hate, lying and cheating - that's it with her.

[Caliman73]

43. Nothing pro-social. Nothing that would aid or improve humanity...

Greene is not very intelligent, not very curious, and has no ethical or moral compass. She is not a good person to be anywhere near power.

[IcyPeas]

45. she is a fundraising dynamo.

...
Two important things happened in the wake of her being stripped of her committee assignments: One was that she proceeded to be a fundraising dynamo. In, I think, the first quarter [she] managed to raise $3.2 million, which is unheard of for a House freshman and just simply had never happened before. And indeed, by the end of 2021 would outraise all but three of her House Republican colleagues, and two of those three are Kevin McCarthy and Minority Whip Steve Scalise, two members of leadership. So that a freshman would do this is kind of remarkable.

https://www.npr.org/2022/10/19/1129516628/trump-republican-marjorie-taylor-greene-robert-draper-weapons-of-mass-delusion

[Autumn]

46. Trumps ball washer. nt

[allegorical oracle]

48. Judging by her upper arms, she can lift weights -- good for illicitly moving boxes of documents.

[Vinca]

51. Doorstop? Paperweight? Flushing documents down the toilet?

[spanone]

52. kill animals

[beaglelover]

53. Moot point. Trump is NEVER going to be POTUS again.