New QAnon promise: God is reinstating Trump to the presidency by the end of the year.

[Nevilledog]

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At the QAnon conference today headlined by Eric Trump and Michael Flynn, the speaker says the ‘Angel of Death’ is coming for various govt officials, and God is reinstating Trump to the presidency by the end of the year.


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10:43 AM · Oct 21, 2022

Crazy's dangerous morons. Mark it on your calendar!

[iemanja]

1. Again?

They just won't learn.

[Nevilledog]

25. Interesting group of people they say the Angel of Death is gunning for

[Volaris]

26. Wtf is in these people's heads...I see John Roberts and Lindsey Graham, but NOT

Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger?

Maybe they just forgot, with their Big Brains?

(On Edit, perhaps they ARE smart enough to know, that even the angel of death isn't dumb enough to try fuck with a Cheney...)

[iemanja]

27. Lindsay Graham

What have they got against him?

[DiamondShark]

33. Paging FBI... n/t

[Ray Bruns]

2. Aren't these the same morons who have been predicting Jesus returning

For the past 2022 years?

[SCantiGOP]

8. More like a bit less than 2,000 years

In the years following the death of Jesus, all of the early Christians predicted that he would return in their lifetimes. When that didn't happen, they changed it to "soon," and that has been the mantra since.
Every generation of Christian fundamentalists in the past two centuries have predicted the End of the World would occur in their lifetime, because that is the best narrative to drive people into their groups and to spur donations.

[Ray Bruns]

10. So, yes.

[Sky Jewels]

13. Hey, aaany day now Jesus, JFK, Elvis, Amelia Earhart, Jimmy Hoffa & D.B. Cooper will materialize

out of the ether so they can attend Dear Leader Trump's inauguration as The Forever King of Amurika.

[C_U_L8R]

3. Trump is their god

They better brace for more failure.

[Celerity]

4. Lol. God? Lol.

[gab13by13]

5. It may be true this time,

I saw a sign in central Pa. at a tow truck operator building, God says Trump 2022. I didn't know what that meant, now I know.

[gratuitous]

6. He actually specified this year?

I wonder if Mr. Fire-and-Brimstone would like to place a little wager on his rantings? Might as well make book on these nitwits.

[SCantiGOP]

9. Or let's ask him to donate all of his worldly possessions to the poor

After all, he won't be needing them soon, and that is what the Bible instructs him to do anyway.

[BlueIdaho]

7. How many more times

Do these idiots have to have their hopes smashed on the rocks before they realize just how badly they have been tricked out of their money?

Fools - every last one of them.

[SCantiGOP]

11. Not all are fools

Some are very smart thieves. Like the televangelist who actually raised money saying he needed a faster jet so he could move around the world and "spread the good word."

[BlueIdaho]

12. True!

The ones on the stage are laughing all the way to the bank.

[Nevilledog]

14. Lots of marks

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[BlueIdaho]

15. What? No faith healers?

No snake charmers? No speaking in tongues? I’d want my money back…

[Nevilledog]

16. They'll be there

These things go for multiple days.

[Retrograde]

17. By the end of the year? Good!

Then per the 22nd amendment he'll be unable to run in 2024

[Captain Zero]

18. It might be true if

The way you spell Presidency is INDICTMENT
But that's the only way.

[HAB911]

19. Standard Nutcase Christian Grift

[tanyev]

20. Marking to find later.

[bluestarone]

21. WHAT? WHAT? Why does your God wait until the end of the year?

Why not NOW? Again, why not NOW? GO away you IDIOTS!!!

[Solly Mack]

22. I can see Qanon folks as a bunch of Richard Angelos. Or Mengeles. Both called the Angel of Death.

[kskiska]

23. Why did god allow him to be taken out in the first place?

[tanyev]

24. Say, is that Angel of Death called B.Q.1.1 by any chance?

'Cause that might not go the way they want.

[MissMillie]

28. What are the odds that they'll quit this crap when it doesn't happen AGAIN?

Slim to none I guess.

[Xolodno]

29. Only if the Devil is their god....

8 Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 9 “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.”


They really should read the Bible if they are going to invoke it.

[Genki Hikari]

30. What a ridiculous verse

It's impossible to see all of the world from even the top of Mt Everest.

Then again the book is appallingly ignorant of reality most of the time.

[Sky Jewels]

31. I was gonna say, what a ridiculous book of mythology.

It's almost as if Bronze Age Mesopotamian goat herders didn't have a full grasp of how the universe works.

[Xolodno]

32. You want to beat Christo-fascist?

Then do so at their own game.

Your comment only reinforces their belief they are correct. Militant atheism is exactly what encourages them, its not helping but encouraging a problem.