Imagine a candidate saying that your colonoscopy should be between you, your doctor, and local polit

[mcar]

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Men: Imagine a candidate saying that your colonoscopy should be between you, your doctor, and local political leaders

[SheltieLover]

1. Or a viagra rx between dr, & female politicans.

[Irish_Dem]

3. Female politicians should decide how, when and why men get vasectomies.

And yes, how/when/why men get viagra.

We should make all kinds of laws about it and if men don't comply they have to go to prison.

And we can get phone apps for men so women can track all of this.

[SheltieLover]

4. And get FB & Google fo collect & provide data to facilitate it.

[Irish_Dem]

5. Yep. Every time a man uses Viagra it goes into a central tracking databank.

Using FB, Google, phone aps.

I think they should put us in charge.

[COL Mustard]

2. Well, my vasectomy was between me...

My doctor, my wife and my girlfriend!


Note: I haven’t had a vasectomy and I don’t really have a girlfriend but it’s nobody’s business but mine.

[Docreed2003]

6. They sure didn't like it when "local political leaders" mandated things like masks and vaccines

But abortion, well that's totally different in rw world...🙄🙄

[mcar]

7. Right?

[RobinA]

17. That's Like

Mastriano running ads that tout his committment to "health freedom." Typical Repug stance. Freedom for me but not for thee.

[xmas74]

8. I'd be more than happy to share my colonoscopy prep

With my state rep, my state senator, my SoS, state AG, governor, my congresswoman and both my US senators. I'm having my first one ever in December. I think I'll call it an early Christmas present to them all.

[lame54]

9. Then visualize it

[live love laugh]

10. I heard Oz "won".

[sprinkleeninow]

12. 'Cuz he a 'WINNER'!

[Circa 1960's.]

[live love laugh]

16. Huh? I was being sarcastic.

[sprinkleeninow]

18. Being called a "winner" back then was actually sarcastic.

[Meadowoak]

11. Next, they'll want a politician at the conception.

[JI7]

13. Oz saying that should be played in Ads all across the country

[Earth-shine]

14. I remember farting a whole lot after the procedure. I'll share!

They pump air into the colon to inflate it for examination.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

15. He's just bragging because he does his own colonoscopy

He can and does stick his head up his ass.