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So it seems one day that Steve "5 Shirts Bannon" met his demise in a house fire. The blaze was so bad he couldn't be recognized. Seeing this, the coroner called over his 2 buddies Mark Meadows and Stephen Miller to identify him.
So Meadows and Miller arrive at the coroners and look at the body. They still can't identify him. So they ask the coroner to turn him over on his stomach. The coroner, surprised, does so, and these 2 immediately say it's definitely not him. The coroner asks, how do you know. They say well Bannon had a peculiar physical defect.
The coroner asks, "what kind of defect. The two say in unison, "he had 2 assholes." The coroner says, "2 assholes, that seems unlikely." "Are you CERTAIN he had 2 assholes?"
Meadow and Miller say, "well we actually haven't seen them, but ever since we were in the Whitehouse people have always said:
"Look here comes Bannon with the 2 assholes."
Haggis 4 Breakfast
(1,456 posts)I NEEDED a great laugh today, as it has been one of "those" days. I laughed so loud, the dog came running into the room, thinking I was in distress.
doc03
(36,453 posts)3auld6phart
(1,218 posts)Good to lighten up. . Watched a bit of the orange, that clown who brags
of having a great mind could not remember
A bunch of names . basically I tding the 5th. What a feckin jerk. Almost puked looking
a t the freak.What a feckin joke.
niyad
(118,900 posts)Traildogbob
(9,803 posts)Be thankful he wears 5 shirts. It keeps all the oozing sores like on his face from getting on innocent people. He is a bio hazard. Pretty sure no one will shower near him in prison, no chance of assault. Gym Jordan would even be disturbed to see him in the shower.