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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

(135,732 posts)
Mon Nov 7, 2022, 09:58 PM Nov 2022

Tyson Foods CFO arrested after drunkenly entering random woman's home and sleeping in her bed

The chief financial officer of Tyson Foods — the son of the company's chairman — was arrested in Arkansas over the weekend after he entered a random woman’s home while he was intoxicated and fell asleep in her bed, police said.

John R. Tyson, 32, was found asleep at the home in the 400 block of North Mock Avenue in Fayetteville 2:05 a.m. Sunday, according to the preliminary arrest report. Tyson’s headquarters is in Springdale, about 10 miles northeast of Fayetteville.

A college-age woman who lived in the home called police about a potential burglary, saying she believed she left the front door unlocked and returned home to find “a male she did not know asleep in her bed.”

An officer found Tyson’s clothes on the floor and identified him by an ID in his wallet.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tyson-foods-cfo-arrested-drunkenly-203808661.html

But he's a job creator - the GOP.

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Tyson Foods CFO arrested after drunkenly entering random woman's home and sleeping in her bed (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2022 OP
I know it's wrong, but I have to ask Vogon_Glory Nov 2022 #1
Limeliters: The Midnight Maurader Attilatheblond Nov 2022 #2
And here I thought that article was just Cluck Bait. TheBlackAdder Nov 2022 #3
Where was his keeper ??? DemocraticPatriot Nov 2022 #4
I had a college roommate who did that, and more. Mopar151 Nov 2022 #5
when you're CFO at Tyson, maybe this is how you pick up CHICKS ? Captain Zero Nov 2022 #6
I know somebody Dorian Gray Nov 2022 #7
I'm sure there was an exhaustive search and vetting process for that position... JHB Nov 2022 #8
Had The Same Thought ProfessorGAC Nov 2022 #10
BUT BUT BUT HAB911 Nov 2022 #9

Vogon_Glory

(10,297 posts)
1. I know it's wrong, but I have to ask
Mon Nov 7, 2022, 11:15 PM
Nov 2022

Did he sit down at her dinner table and eat her porridge too?

Was it too hot, too cold, or just right?

Attilatheblond

(8,880 posts)
2. Limeliters: The Midnight Maurader
Tue Nov 8, 2022, 12:15 AM
Nov 2022

Anybody else old enough to know the song?

Yes, I have this great old LP



 

DemocraticPatriot

(5,410 posts)
4. Where was his keeper ???
Tue Nov 8, 2022, 01:53 AM
Nov 2022

LOL


I drink too much, too...but I don't fall asleep in random beds... lol

Better to drink at home, I guess I'm a good boy that way...

Mopar151

(10,348 posts)
5. I had a college roommate who did that, and more.
Tue Nov 8, 2022, 02:01 AM
Nov 2022

I've seen relatively intelligent people whose IQ matches their shoe size when they get a load on.

Captain Zero

(8,905 posts)
6. when you're CFO at Tyson, maybe this is how you pick up CHICKS ?
Tue Nov 8, 2022, 02:02 AM
Nov 2022

she should have stole his wallet before calling police.
Go out, use the cards, buy some gas and jogging shoes.
drop the wallet in a mailbox.

Dorian Gray

(13,850 posts)
7. I know somebody
Tue Nov 8, 2022, 07:16 AM
Nov 2022

who did this very thing. Ended up entering a home and sleeping on their sofa. Found by children in the household.

It led to his sobriety.

I hope that is true for John Tyson. He needs an aha moment, and this should be it.

Also, he's lucky he wasn't killed.

JHB

(38,213 posts)
8. I'm sure there was an exhaustive search and vetting process for that position...
Tue Nov 8, 2022, 07:25 AM
Nov 2022

...that came to the conclusion that the 32-year-old son of the chairman was the most qualified candidate for CFO.


ProfessorGAC

(76,706 posts)
10. Had The Same Thought
Tue Nov 8, 2022, 09:15 AM
Nov 2022

And, he's been cfo for 3 years!
Oddly enough, there's some diversity in there upper management, at least from a gender perspective. Lots of women in positions of authority.
However, aside from an Asian woman, lots of whiteness.
https://www.tysonfoods.com/who-we-are/our-people/leadership

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