Mandatory Evacuation Ordered for Mar-A-Lago

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Mandatory Evacuation Ordered for Mar-A-Lago
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Wednesday November 09, 2022 · 2:48 PM EST
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Mar-a-Lago is under a mandatory evacuation order as Tropical Storm Nicole approaches. It’s currently teetering on hurricane strength and is expected to be at least a Category 1 storm when it makes landfall. The evacuation zone is projected to have a “life threatening” storm surge of five feet or more, with accompanying huge waves pushing more water ashore. Situated on a spaghetti-thin barrier island at minimal elevation, Mar-a-Lago is at considerable risk. Quelle dommage!

Should Trump choose to evacuate, he and his associates really ought be closely watched to see if they take any boxes of documents along. Being caught red-handed would be a delicious cherry on top of his miserable showing as a kingmaker in yesterday’s elections, no?

[emulatorloo]

1. Need to get those boxes out of the basement. I suggest the FBI pick them up ASaP.

[Rebl2]

28. 👍👍👍

[MLAA]

2. He is not worried. He has a sharpie, a map of the projected path and knows how to reroute

the storm with a swoop of the marker.

[Kota]

10. True, LOL.

[wnylib]

18. Or nuke it.

[MLAA]

32. That's the back up plan if he loses he sharpie.

[Rebl2]

29. Okey-dokey

[area51]

61. Ha!

[chriscan64]

3. "I'm sorry, sir"

"We cannot take pallets of documents onto the raft. You can only take the classified documents that you can carry."

[thomski64]

4. ..Oh come on Nicole!!!...

[sop]

55. First time I've ever rooted for a hurricane to wipe out a tiny stretch of South Florida beachfront.

[Freethinker65]

5. and if damaged, Trump will will first in line to syphon US taxpayer money for restoration.

[wnylib]

19. Huge tax write off

[Conjuay]

25. it's only a tax write-off

if you pay taxes

[wnylib]

26. It's how he avoids paying taxes.

Write offs for failed businesses.

[SheltieLover]

51. +1,000,000!!!

[Rebl2]

30. Of course he will

[bluestarone]

42. There is NO DOUBT about this!

[bullwinkle428]

56. He stole 9/11 relief funds for what amounted to essentially zero damage

to his properties.

[rurallib]

6. time for Trump to pull out the trusty Sharpie!

[yonder]

7. I hear Rikers Island has a room.

[magicarpet]

8. A hurricane crashing down on Mar-a-Lago....

That will be great for tRump if any storm damage happens. It will give him an opportunity to file millions $$$$ in fraudulent damage claims to his beach mansion.

That will make him happy and shake him out of his midterm election loss funk.

[NowISeetheLight]

9. What about prayer?

Get all those evangelical folks who were pictured praying over him a few years ago to "pray the hurricane away". After all Pat Robertson did it with his PTL village (he claims). I wonder if it hits Mara-Lago-Archivo what he'd say about that. LOL

[llmart]

40. PTL was Jim and Tammy Baaker.

[MaryMagdaline]

11. My brother's response: "I guess that's Melania's fault too"

[Hekate]

12. Gosh

[Kennah]

13. Hurricanes are repulsed by ketchup

[Midnight Writer]

14. Trump's awesomeness has made our vengeful God jealous.

God has unleashed misfortune and calamity upon the infidel's Golden Idol.

[Metaphorical]

15. Ah, the red tsunami finally materializes

Must have gotten midirected.

[wnylib]

21. Good one.

[orangecrush]

45. ...

[Bev54]

16. I hope he stays and gets swept out to sea.

[wnylib]

24. Nah. He's as much afraid nature's power as he is of Dem voters.

[packman]

17. I can just see this in the near future

HEADLINE::::::

Mar-largo suffers shutter torn by storm - applies for 100Million $ relief.

[dflprincess]

20. This is a golden opportunity for him to fake his death

Claim he's going to stay and bravely face the hurricane then sneak out if town. The authorities need to keep an eye on the airports and any boats being moved out of the way.

[markodochartaigh]

50. "The authorities need to keep an eye on..."

And any Russian submarines waiting offshore.

[dflprincess]

59. Good point

and I heard on the CBS news that he is not planning to leave Mar-a-Lago.

[Traildogbob]

22. Stay trump

You and your spawn. Don’t run like a bunch of pussy’s. Gawd won’t hurt YOU. If it gets bad, all your spawn can float on your bloated ass.
Come on Gawd. Trump is your “so yesterday” prophet. Your new boy is DeSatan, do him a favor and eliminate his competition as cult leader.

[BlueIdaho]

23. I hope the whole fucking place gets taken out to sea

By a big red wave…

[LNM]

27. What happens if Trump says no?

Will he get into a fight with DeSantis? I'd love to see that.

[Aussie105]

31. Nuke that nasty wind!

Wait until it is over Mar-a-Lago, then nuke it!

Hopefully the Stable Genius still have some nuclear codes amongst his Top-Secret documents that work.

Please cancel any form of damage insurance before the event, somebody!

Bye-bye Southern White House, centre of the Alternative Government!

[nuxvomica]

33. When I saw the headline I figured TFG had ripped a major fart

But now I see it's a hurricane, I hope they get all the innocent people there to a safe place.

[Ferrets are Cool]

34. Being caught red-handed??

Having boxes of classified material in your residence pretty much defines "caught red handed", right?

[Captain Zero]

36. If ML is hit. FBI needs to go in to protect

Any of OUR documents.

[Evolve Dammit]

35. Rip it to the ground Nichole. All of it. And then let it not be re-built. Ya right, it's FL. They

could care less about the environment. "Developers" have raped that state for 60 years. I never want to go there again. Used to love it.

[malaise]

60. Not going to happen

This is a Cat1 hurricane

[SergeStorms]

37. Does shit float?

Asking for an orange.........person.

[jaxexpat]

38. "Top Secret" hurricane debris is so embarrassing.

Will it take a judge to force his " mandatory" evacuation? What, with all the ensuing appeals, he may drown....Nicole should expect a thorough suing herself. Fleeing to Canada will not insulate her from justice. None dare thwart the Trump.

[iemanja]

39. I don't see him going to a hurricane shelter

He may fly to Bedminster.

[Sogo]

41. Some protection of those documents needs to be put in place.

Imagine boxes of classified documents being swept out to sea, then washed ashore.....Surprise to whomever finds them....a document here, a document there....

[Historic NY]

43. Slip sliding away, slip sliding away////

[Wicked Blue]

44. Maybe he'll get flying sharks!

He is terrified of sharks.

[LiberalFighter]

46. He will claim hurricane destroyed docs.

[thesquanderer]

47. Mandatory evacuation? Good thing Trump is well stocked with diapers.

Allegedly.

[Wingus Dingus]

53. "Sir, we meant the PREMISES!"

[kskiska]

48. Tiffany's lavish wedding is scheduled there on Saturday.

[calimary]

49. Timing is everything.

[Probatim]

52. Obviously, this is Obama's weather machine creating a hurricane

so the Deep State investigators can plant evidence to incriminate a highly innocent man - one of the most highly innocent of our generation if not in US history.

Should be interesting to see what trumped up (no pun intended) charges they'll file against our man TFG.

[Boomerproud]

58. He's PERSECUTED! He's the first one to tell you that.

[Ford_Prefect]

54. Isn't there a Secret Service detail to make sure he's safe in all weathers. Perhaps I am mistaken?

Or did Donny refuse the protection?

I do like the image of him caught in flagrante with boxes in hand. It would save ever so much in court costs and time. It could have the added benefit of silencing those tiresome apologists in the other party.

I wonder where he will evacuate to? Bedminster? I don't recall a Trump Tower Atlanta, or Houston.

Maybe he'll just take a short flight to Grand Cayman to visit his money? Or was that Panama?

Oh My!

[SheltieLover]

57. Funny, yesterday when I kept asking DUers to envision a bug blue tsunami, I began to see

Red hats & hands raised, obviously qpukes drowning.

This was not intentional. I began to feel a bit guilty for chuckling about it.

Prophetic? Who knows?

I hope he goes into the cellar to ride it out.

[Meowmee]

62. I hope they got all the evidence out of there in the search